$$$ Smith Barney, Why Do You Hate Your Customers?: A Play [Long or Short Capital]

$$$ This makes us nostalgic for the early '80s, when being a millionaire actually meant something. [Reuters via WSF]

$$$ Yet another way to make money off of Enron. (Previous way here.) [TradeSports via Dealbook]

$$$ Delta asks employees to clean planes on their own time. It's just that sort of brilliant management that put the stock where it is today: crumbling in OTC oblivion. [St. Petersburg Times via Consumerist]