$$$ The Advertising Slogan Generator--just put in a word (or your name) and do the obvious. Some make you feel warm inside ("Make Carolyn Yours"), some empower ("Schtop! This Carolyn is not Ready Yet!), some a little dirty and presumptuous ("Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Carolyn") but on the whole, a worthwhile fifteen forty-five minutes [Sand Hill Slave]

$$$ Legal strategies for Duck Duck Goose [Long or Short Capital]

$$$ Some "douchey, frat boy type" finance guys get their kicks from making girls at clubs guess what they do for a living. Then, they get more kicks from turning their unengaging encounter into unengaging, verbal diarrheaesque prose. [Leveraged Sell-Out]

$$$ Where are the women on Wall Street? Oh...wait, there they go. [Wall Street Folly]