$$$Verizon: Simple arithmetic throws us for a loop. [YTMND]

$$$ Wishing You a Very WASPy Christmas [Banker's Ball]

$$$Thespian needed to play Greg Montgomery: 58, Caucasian. A successful investment banker, Greg is the father of Logan and Dylan, a fit, confident, silver-haired upscale man of wealth and privilege, in "Brooklyn to Manhattan, "a new independent thriller. Consider this your chance to finally meet Carney, as he, in his own words "will OBVI be trying out of the part." [Craigslist]