Write-Offs: 01.23.07

Posted by Bess Levin, Jan 23, 2007, 5:11pm

$$$Wall Street ladies: let this be a warning to you. Never get undressed. [METRO.co.uk]

$$$Are you a 28-38 year old Master Of The Universe™ who works more than 50 hours a week, is confident with a touch of arrogance, has an insatiable sexual appetite, enjoys pokers nights and the occasional trip to Scores, looking for demanding yet somewhat submissive blonde who is a size 0 and willing to let you occasionally sleep with her friends? You've come to the right place. [Craigslist]

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Posted by Bulging Bracket, Jan 23, 2007 5:58PM

Bess, did you write this ad just to the photos and CraigsList email pseudonyms of everyone who reads this site?

You should make a poll: who doesn't at least think/wish that the ad perfectly describes them and who doesn't want a gf just like that?

I could do without the "stash" aspect, but the downside of size 0s is that they are notorious pains in the ass when their constant hunger makes them totally crazy.

Posted by fairest, Jan 24, 2007 4:46PM

I think Levin did write it. It's very well done. This exact person (brunette, but hot in an Indian Casino sort of way) was in the manicure place last night talking on her cell phone while getting her massage. I thought that was strange? Doesn't that defeat the point of the massage? She was talking slutty/homely/mad at my doorman talk to some dude I guessed was a banker. Story is he can't bang her until her apartment is cleaned and has flowers. So maybe she was a bit less gross than Levin's blond here who I can't imagine around flowers. But even the Koreans were shaking their heads and these Korean nail painters are the most jaded people in New York. .

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