'Natural Selection Speed Date': UPDATE 2
Now you can tell your kids, "We met at a function at which daddy was admitted based on the size of his wallet and mommy on the size of her rack and-get this- you know who performed? Guess. You'll never guess, so I'll just tell you: 'Singer Celebutante' Samantha Cole! Can you stand it?! Wasn't that a great bedtime story? Maybe my best ever? No? Okay, just get mommy a lithium and let's be done with it."
From: redactedSent: Monday, February 05, 2007 9:28 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Singer celebutante Samantha Cole to host Millionaire Speed Dating Event
http://www.pocketchangenyc.com/emails/speeddate/speeddate.asp -- Here is the link to the information that is below.
MILLIONAIRE SPEED DATING: RICH GUYS AND HOT GIRLS
TOO BAD DONALD TRUMP IS MARRIED*
Perennial Bachelor and Restaurateur Bruno Jamais and singer Celubutante Samantha Cole will play host to "Millionaire Speed Dating" featuring wealthy men and hot babes at Bruno Jamais Restaurant Club www.brunojamais.com on Wednesday, February 7th from 6pm-8pm. Applicants will be selected by famed Matchmaker Janis Spindel. The event is the brainchild of 26 year old Jeremy Abelson founder of www.pocketchangenyc.com. Men are admitted solely on the criteria of hefty bank accounts and the women simply need to be hot. Participants include FHM and Wilhemina Models. Let the gold digging begin...
*Although you can more or less set your watch to the fact that he'll be a participant at next year's event.
Earlier: 'Natural Selection Speed Date': UPDATE
'Natural Selection Speed Date'
Comments
I will be the official spy, I live around the corner from this place.
-I will scope out who shows up
-I will hand out my own card to the top 40 babes who leave
I will be brutally honest. No spin.
Posted by: Hef
Posted by: hef | February 5, 2007 02:52 PM
video cam and then YouTube all the WAY!
Posted by: blah | February 5, 2007 03:27 PM
Hef, you better not disappoint. My hopes are now high.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 5, 2007 03:35 PM
Anon,
I am predicting guys will be embarassingly dweeby (geez, a model casting call posting on craigslist will get you same turnout in your apt.)
The gals will be hard-bitten, faded, gold-diggers using 5-7 yr. old photos. Doubt any diligence is being done.
I will have no shame to call this out, if its a freak-show.
--> Real Deal is $500*40 = not a lot left to rent the place, pay for drinks, pretzels - profit.
Posted by: Hef | February 5, 2007 04:37 PM
I bet you're wrong, especially about the chicks. Advance word from my sources is that they're pretty stunning (and no, the pics don't do them justice).
Posted by: Dornford | February 5, 2007 04:55 PM
Wait so those ads I answered a while back weren't legit? The guy told me I had a certain star quality, especially with no clothes on. Anyway...
It will be interesting to see if it will have a good turn out, especially with all the hype it has been getting. I don't know if that would make it more or less attractive to potential dweebs/faded gold-diggers.
Posted by: Anonymous | February 5, 2007 04:58 PM
Dorn,
I dont doubt they will be some lookers.
But they will be looking for a greencard or just plain cold $$$.
This aint Jacksonville, with a Hooters and you know what as the only options.
This is NYC, the ladies have many options. This is self-selecting a sorry bunch.
This weekends WSJ had this story on how modeling today is organized poverty with essentially all jobs paying zero, except like for 10 people.
So, this event makes sense. Hold on to your wallets, lawyers, and Dr.'s as the outcome of this wont be pretty....in 9 mos, 5yrs and 10 yrs when most pre-nups will be void.
I will brave the cold for the truth.
Posted by: Hef | February 5, 2007 05:09 PM
We are getting out done by another IB blog
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/02/pocket-changed-my-life/
Posted by: Hef | February 8, 2007 06:33 PM