So Hsu Me, With A Side of Impossible Being The Opposite of Possible

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Let’s revisit the Hedge Fundagogo™ case we discussed yesterday and two seconds ago for a minute. Before founding fund of hedge funds Anchor Point Capital and taking to the internets with a vigor that would make even Drudge say, “Whoa, buddy, chill out for a sec, you’re going to give yourself a hernia,” he was the U.S. investment officer for The Atlantic Philanthropies, where he oversaw hedge fund investments representing half of the foundation’s $1.8 billion multi-strategy hedge fund portfolio in 40+ funds. Know who, among others, worked for him while he was there? Aleksey Vayner. Yes, for those of you in the cheap seats, we’re referring to Aleksey Vayner, of video-dance-like-nobody’s-watching-resume fame, who can also lift a 495-pound weight and knock a tennis ball across a court at 140 miles an hour.

So! Are we saying hedge funds are a regular breeding ground for batshit crazy sociopaths? No. That would be libel. But we’re not saying hedge funds aren’t a regular breeding ground for batshit crazy sociopaths. You do the math.

Comments

Posted by , Mar 06, 2007 2:30PM

Excellent. I was just reminiscing to myself the other day with a little chuckle about the good old days of "In Alexsey Vayner Today." God, I missed him.

Posted by The Corner, Mar 06, 2007 2:43PM

This is profound excellence in investigative reporting. Well done indeed.

Posted by MG, Mar 06, 2007 6:18PM

Hilarious!

Posted by MG, Mar 06, 2007 6:32PM

Speaking of d-bags and scandals, why is Dealbreaker treading so lightly on this UBS/Bear/Morgan Stanley/B of A/hedge fund insider trading scheme? The people involved were some fairly important people at some big firms - not exactly the mail room employees or first year associates who usually get tagged. I mean, a guy on the committee that reviews initial research reports prior to dissemination leaking ratings? Come on, that's big news! (I'm not sure of the relevance, but Vayner did send his video to UBS...)

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