Balls not shrinking in the face of hedge funds

ed balls.jpg Ed Balls, the Economic Secretary to the Treasury in England, wants a global system to monitor investment banks’ exposure to hedge funds.

Balls dangled this plan at a speech given at a Financial Services Authority (FSA) conference on regulation. Although Balls inserted this info into his speech at the last minute, FSA chief John Tiner fully supports Balls, who is juggling several regulatory initiatives in his reform agenda. Balls plans to be in the face of G8 finance ministers regarding hedge fund regulation.

Few economic secretaries in politics are as cold as Balls when pushing ideas on top brass, and Balls is not shrinking from domestic anti-regulatory pressure, considering that 90% of European hedge fund business is conducted in London. UK-based hedge funds have shown little desire to constrict Balls in his efforts thus far, primarily because Balls doesn’t want increased scrutiny of hedge funds or managers, but wants to focus prime brokering or “the part of investment banks that liaise with hedge funds.”

Many New Labour politicians have teased Balls for his origins in the Fabian Society, which hangs slightly farther to the left on many New Labour reforms. Fortunately, this involvement has not been a cancer to Balls, who expects to hang around at least as long as Labour remains in power.

Tighter scrutiny of banks' fund exposure urged – [Telegraph]
U.K. Signals Willingness To Deal On Hedge Funds – [FINalternatives]

Comments

Posted by anon, Apr 24, 2007 12:04PM

Bravo! Well-played.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:14PM

F-ing hilarious!

Posted by anonymous, Apr 24, 2007 12:25PM

Brilliant. I laughed by ass off.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:31PM

Best. Post. Ever.

Posted by Anonymous, Apr 24, 2007 12:36PM

That was so damned funny, I'm going to change my dog's name to 'Keith'. Ausgezeichnet!

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:44PM

starting out strong with the testicle jokes there, Keith. way to raise the bar around here

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:45PM

i meant pole. dammit!

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:47PM

There is no emoticon to express what I am feeling

well done!

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 12:55PM

glad to see the level of humour around here is at a solid 3rd grade level.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 1:06PM

anon 12:55, i assume that's a compliment.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 1:06PM

anon 12:55, i assume that's a compliment.

Posted by Justin, Apr 24, 2007 1:17PM

Keith, you accidentally left out any mention of Ed Balls' counterpart in the U.S., SEC Chairman Christopher Cox. Cox and Balls have been spotted hanging together on a number of occasions.

Posted by Zbignew, Apr 24, 2007 3:11PM

Justin you ingrate, Keith just hit for the cycle, and then knocked one out of the park with three men on base, and your going to piss on him for not waiting until he could get a grand slam? Fuck, tough crowd.

Bravo Keith. Even when all these other h8rz were putting you down when you first started, I always believed in you.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 3:14PM

mildy amusing at best

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 3:38PM

Justin, yes, while Cox and Balls have been spotted hanging together, this initiative is pretty bold for Balls who usually keeps a lower profile while Cox is more prone to rise to the occassion.

Posted by Justin, Apr 24, 2007 3:44PM

Keith, I loved your piece. I don't know what Zbignzxghewresiewjhsiew is talking about... I'm just waiting for Siemens to report earnings on Thursday.

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 8:58PM

someone's last name is balls-- hilarious! balls are soooo funny. when did this website start being written by a bunch of 11 year olds?

Posted by , Apr 24, 2007 10:17PM

dumb

Posted by Anon, Apr 25, 2007 1:54AM

Great post. Laughed my arse off. Anon 8:58 and 10:17, we realize you're pretty big deals, and sophistication precludes your laughter... I bet you are extremely fun to be around.

Posted by mike, Apr 25, 2007 5:45PM

Zbignew: hitting one out of the park with three men on base IS a grand slam.

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