DealBreaker’s PartPuzzler 2007: Billionairesses Edition
What better way to celebrate summer (or at least the first day muggy enough for New Yorkers to complain about where spring went) than with the emergence of only slightly obstructed ladyparts? Now that winter coats have been shed and even the most melanin deficient specimens have been reversed bleached a bit, DealBreaker presents the first installment of our new PartPuzzler feature.
Over the next several weeks, the crack DealBreaker field & graphics team (the stream guys went on strike) will be compiling imagery of the most important anatomical features (and accessories that adorn them) of the financial world – the most bulging (er…brackets?) bulges, the loveliest pantsuits, the most aggressively holstered Blackberries...
The first PartPuzzler segment is a good old fashioned game of “Misaligned Mammaries” (“Whose Boobs?” to the layperson), courtesy of our new Senior Functioning Mammary Gland Research Analyst (ie – intern), Scott Bressler, who has had the arduous task of staring at baby feeders for the past two days. The category is Billionaire Heiresses, or “Billionairesses,” as we like to call them. After the jump there are twelve pairs of extremely valuable steamed milk dispensers – your job is to match them with one of the Billionairesses listed below. To throw you off the trail, one of the semi and sometimes artificially busty beauties is pictured twice.
Post your answers or send them to tips at dealbreaker dot com. We’re still figuring out a prize for the first set of correct answers, but rest assured there will be one (probably…).
The lovely ladies:
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | Ivanka Trump | Dylan Lauren |
| Paris Hilton | Aerin Lauder | Kimberly Kravis |
| Tamara Ecclestone | Nicky Hilton | Holly Branson |
| Delphine Arnault Gancia | Amanda Hearst |
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Comments
3 - Ivanka Trump
Posted by: vespa | May 31, 2007 04:10 PM
@ vespa - you mean pure inspiration
Posted by: Anon | May 31, 2007 04:16 PM
9-JLD?
Posted by: 10803 | May 31, 2007 04:16 PM
Aside from the weather, this gives me another reason not to focus on work for the next several hours
thanks DB
Posted by: anonymous | May 31, 2007 04:29 PM
where the fuck is levin's rack?
Posted by: Anonymous | May 31, 2007 04:37 PM
1 - Dylan Lauren
I have my crack research team working on this.
(Or should I say, cleavage research team).
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 04:39 PM
10 - Kimberly Kravis
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 04:46 PM
5 - Amanda Hearst
(I would recognise those moles anywhere)
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 04:50 PM
7 - Tamara Ecclestone
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 04:53 PM
6 - paris hilton
Posted by: vespa | May 31, 2007 04:56 PM
I've got to get back to CFA studying, but this is what I've got so far:
1)Dylan Lauren
2)Paris
5)Amanda Hearst
6)Nikki Hilton
7)Tamara
9)Elaine
10) Kimberly Kravis
11) Aerin Lauder
Posted by: Phil E | May 31, 2007 04:57 PM
1 - Dylan Lauren
2 - Paris Hilton
3 - Ivanka Trump
4 - Ivanka Trump
5 - Amanda Hearst
6 - Nicky Hilton
7 - Tamara Ecclestone
8 - Holly Branson
9 - Julia L-D
10 - Kimberly Kravis
11 - Aerin Lauder
12 - Delphine Arnault Gancia
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 05:05 PM
Nice work Bob and cleavage team.
That was tricky with two Ivanka pictures next to each other, one with boobs inflated and the other deflated.
Posted by: Phil E | May 31, 2007 05:15 PM
Valiant work Bob & Co... but you're not there yet (pretty close).
Keep those responses coming.
KH
Posted by: Keith Hahn | May 31, 2007 05:33 PM
Delphine Arnault Gancia is not a blonde. Maybe she's 3 and Ivanka is 12?
Posted by: Phil E | May 31, 2007 05:39 PM
1 - Dylan Lauren
2 - Nicky Hilton
3 - Ivanka Trump
4 - Ivanka Trump
5 - Amanda Hearst
6 - Paris Hilton
7 - Tamara Ecclestone
8 - Holly Branson
9 - Julia L-D
10 - Kimberly Kravis
11 - Aerin Lauder
12 - Delphine Arnault Gancia
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 07:34 PM
Getting closer Bob, but still not quite there.
Keep the analysis going...
Posted by: Scott Bressler - Mammary Analyst | May 31, 2007 08:25 PM
No, Nikki Hilton is #6.
See:
http://www2.noticiasdot.com/stilo/contenido/noticias/2004/1104/0511/nikki-hilton/images/nikki-hitlon-0.jpg
Posted by: Phil E | May 31, 2007 09:15 PM
Well I give up, too many google image search results for "holly branson" are naked pictures of male pornstar Mike Branson.
Posted by: Phil E | May 31, 2007 09:39 PM
1 - Dylan Lauren
2 - Paris Hilton
3 - Ivanka Trump
4 - Holly Branson
5 - Amanda Hearst
6 - Nicky Hilton
7 - Tamara Ecclestone
8 - Holly Branson
9 - Julia L-D
10 - Kimberly Kravis
11 - Aerin Lauder
12 - Delphine Lauder Gancia
Posted by: Bob Fleming | May 31, 2007 11:28 PM
We finally have a winner of our first PartPuzzler, although it isn't in the comments, but rather from a reader email late last night. I won't reveal the answers just yet, so keep trying... so far we only have one correct complete mammary pairing.
-KH
Posted by: Keith Hahn | June 1, 2007 09:48 AM
Dangit Keith, I demand the truth!
Posted by: Phil E | June 1, 2007 07:05 PM
So, unfortunately none of you commenters was able to figure out whose boobs were whose (or at least not all of them), so here are the answers at long last. It seems that number 2 was the trickiest:
1 - Dylan Lauren
2 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
3 - Ivanka Trump
4 - Paris Hilton
5 - Amanda Hearst
6 - Nicky Hilton
7 - Tamara Ecclestone
8 - Holly Branson
9 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus (again)
10 - Kimberly Kravis
11 - Aerin Lauder
12 - Delphine Arnault Gancia
Posted by: Scott Bressler | June 5, 2007 04:39 PM
Ummm...in the interest of fair play, can we have a jock shot contest next time?
I am completely serious.
Posted by: I Claudius | June 9, 2007 08:19 PM