great, i bet all the losers are creaming their pants already.

who f'in cares. at least let keith post normally.

Wait...
"Bess will likely be back in full capacity on Monday"
and
"There will be no work from us whatsoever at DealBreaker (or anywhere else) until some justice emerges."
So are you assuming that sweet chilled justice will be served by Monday, or are you contradicting yourself? Women's Studies is no substitute for Men's Studies I suppose.

anon 5:20-- keith's posted 3 things today...and most were OT...and not really funny.

keith didn't post anything after 10:18, and the link to maddox alone was better than anything bess has posted in the last week. if they posted a picture of bess and she didn't turn out to be hot, not merely as many people would think she's funny.

Zing!

keith is not funny-- he says "balls"...wow...that's hilarious...guess it's funny to douche bags

pound salt, 05:26. bess is the bees knees! I bet we won't be seeing you at Cellar!

I'll be at cellar, and anyone who say otherwise is a liar.

Bess has her moments. But that's it. Moments. And how this Muffie - EP chat is of interest to anyone besides sad, lonely souls who need material to jack off to so they can diversify away from MTV's Sweet 16 is beyond me.

keith has done maybe one or two funny posts since he got to dealbreaker. most of them are way too long and boring and have 12 year old boy humor. it is really clever and witty when he writes "nut sack."

quakes-- bess is the funniest person here. carney may know a bit about the SEC and back dating, and keith does whatever it is keith does (?), but bess is the funny one.

these have been the best db posts in a while

Anon@5:36:
You're right Keith has great 12 year "old boy" humour. I love it. Bess is a fox though, as is Ms. Muffie. That being said the absurd fawning over their IM records is giving too much credence to the gawker-types who consider all financiers to be a bunch of horny old men.

who gives a shit?

BSD's smug arrogant authoritative tone is unnecessary. Seriously, faggotboy, pop all your prepubescant pimples, go play some dungeons and dragons and laugh about all of your witty comments on a "wall street tabloid", but really, nobdoy gives a fuck.

wow, you're a big man using the word "fag." funny, though, most of the people who use that hateful word usually are one.

"who gives a shit?"

the vast majority of the dealbreaker audience, it would seem.

How did this become a discrimination thing? I think most people know anything you do on work computers is fair game to the company that owns them.

Not saying it should have been put up, but privacy at work vs. sexual harassment suit as muffie mentioned doesnt seem to jive

i think they're making a joke about it being a discrimination thing but a hot joke i'll buy (ps see you at cellar, ladies)

Bess tries too hard to be funny, though she's showing signs of improvement, as is Keith. Carney is genuinely, though usually unintentionally, funny.

Enough with the melodrama. It was interesting for 5 minutes, but now I want my write-offs back please.

agree: when carney is funny, it is unintentional (usually spelling errors).

disagree: bess does not try to hard. she is subtle and hilarious.

agree: keith's getting better.

bess may be funny sometimes, but she is as subtle as a full blown herpes outbreak.

by the way, what happened to the maddox post? did maddox threaten?

bess always makes me laugh and i bet she writes with a smirk on her face.

a complete farce from the get, albeit a cute, overly long farce. leave it to retail guy to point out the obvious to you brainiacs. some other obvious facts: bess is f-ing smoking hot, and hysterically funny. carney's brilliant in a poncy/ lawyerly sort of way, and keith's wedding thing the other day was the funniest of the week. nice work. have you usual flamboyant weekend.

well said, retail guy.

I agree with you "BSD is a fag". BSD reads every post by or about Bess or anything female related, overanalyzes it, then comments (multiple times) on how everyone who commented on the post is pathetic. Hey dickhead, if you can take a momentary break from attempting to achieve your lifelong goal of blowing yourself, and while cleaning your self inflicted dirty sanchez off, look in the mirror, you will see who the real handjob is.

Ouch. Yeah, I guess I'm a "dildo" "faggotboy" but since you're the one posting on dealbreaker at 11:07pm on a Friday night looks like you're the one getting it in the ass, bankerboy.

how many pant spraying 1st years showed up at cellar last night only to realize it was a sausage fest?

We need a DB chapter in London.
Someone to teach the English not to be such prudes. Like Bess

pp: yes, i would take a tutorial with BL.

the sad thing is, bess could care less about all of you (and i bet muffie's in the same boat). not that there's anything wrong with that.

If bess is such a fox, how come we never see pictures of her?

are we talking real fox, or fox relative to jew chicks from amherst?

bess fan here. know her, seen her, love her (all from a far but that counts so get off my back).

i've seen two pictures of her. one on friendster (which has been posted here), where she looked pretty good, and one on facebook (which is no longer up) where she looked average.

i saw her on Saturday (a friend pointed her out, then proceeded to hit on her mercilessly)..extremely attractive and not really jappy at all.

uh you mean the one where she's blowing a kiss with her shades on?

her lips look really good in that one.

What's the DSL multiple?