If You’re Reading This from Goldman Sachs, You Might Want To Head Out Early

Letters sent to nine newspapers today saying “Goldman Sachs. Hundreds will die. We are inside. You cannot stop us,” are being investigated by the FBI. The Bureau does not yet know who sent the notes, which were signed “A.Q.U.S.A.,” and handwritten in red ink on loose leaf paper. While the bank has a range of security measures to deal with all threats and is “monitoring the situation closely,” Goldman spokesman Lucas Van Praag said that the threat lacks credibility.

Goldman Sachs targeted with death threats [CNN Money]

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Posted by weird, Jul 06, 2007 1:21PM

not to detract from the potential seriousness of this news, but what kind of person/group sends their threats to papers in corpus christi, boise, and skips on the wsj/nyt/lat or other large papers?

probably some disgruntled schmuck selling equities in dallas

Posted by BSD, Jul 06, 2007 1:22PM

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Posted by , Jul 06, 2007 1:40PM

1:22 is the first funny thing BSD has ever said. I take this to be a sign of the apocalypse.

Posted by jkibbel, Jul 06, 2007 1:42PM

never piss off the IT department

Posted by anonymous, Jul 06, 2007 1:58PM

This is a stupid joke. If Muslims were going to hit GS or whatever, they certainly wouldn't send out notes beforehand. Muslims send them out AFTER they blow things up.

Posted by Brian Van, Jul 06, 2007 2:09PM

1:58 - Well then it must be Polish Muslim extremists.

Posted by anonymous @ 1:58, Jul 06, 2007 2:24PM

Like I said, it's clearly a joke.

Posted by , Jul 06, 2007 2:37PM

a hilarious, hilarious joke

Posted by anonymous, Jul 06, 2007 2:56PM

A stupid joke by a deranged individual. That's all.

Posted by bober, Jul 06, 2007 4:31PM

please spare adrienne`s & ulysses1

Posted by jt, Jul 06, 2007 5:27PM

amen to adrienne's, mmm drooool

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