$Honey Gets The Geoffrey Raymond Treatment
Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, who brought us such masterpieces as “Big Lloyd I (.6 Billion)” (a rendering of Lloyd Blankfein), "Big Jim I: Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine" (Jim Cramer), and “Big Dick I (Hundred Million)” (Dick Grasso), is at it again. This time it’s Maria Bartiromo, whose portrait will be exhibited in front of the NYSE and around Wall Street for the next ten days, and available for purchase on eBay until October 6 (minimum bid is $4,999).
For his latest venture, Raymond chose to interpret the CNBC anchor as the Virgin Mary, which doesn’t seem like much of a stretch to us, if detailed accounts as to what went down on the Citigroup jet and the tips we get from the chippies in our Christian youth group about “how to be a bad girl while maintaining that you’re a good girl at the same time” are to be believed. Raymond, whose work has been described as “early crazy,” also uses the space to weigh in on the alleged friction between Bartiromo and Erin Burnett, because nothing drives the art market like a good catfight. Check it out today (the first 100 passersby will be given the opportunity to jerk off on their favorite part. Credit Suisse employees—you really have no excuse not to).
Comments
this is awesome
Posted by: Anonymous | September 26, 2007 01:39 PM
Bess, you are just getting dirtier by the day. Seriously, you need to find a man, or maybe 5. Can't Carney hook you up with some afternoon delight?
Posted by: A D I D A S | September 26, 2007 01:39 PM
this is money
Posted by: Anonymous | September 26, 2007 01:41 PM
see what i'm saying?
Posted by: el stupido | September 26, 2007 01:50 PM
holy $#!t that was awesome
Posted by: Anonymous | September 26, 2007 01:57 PM
Wait, you mean you guys at DB didnt put in the bit about Erin Burnett? Oh man I was about to say the the DB graphics editor is really fighting for his job and winning the war, but ... well never mind then
Posted by: Anonymous | September 26, 2007 02:16 PM
less Geoffrey Raymond, more Geoffrey Raynor
Posted by: 2L | September 26, 2007 02:33 PM
Ka-ching, ka-ching, ka-ching........
Posted by: The Guy Who Owns the Rights to "Awesome" | September 26, 2007 02:48 PM
I salute Geoffrey Raymond. Hell of a post. Let us not forget............Ave Maria
Posted by: Its me | September 26, 2007 03:07 PM
I want to hear more about the plane. Wasn't somebody videotaping the flight? She would totally qualify for MILF Hunter since she's so old now.
Posted by: wcliffy | September 26, 2007 03:23 PM
Yeah.........video
Posted by: wcliffy | September 26, 2007 03:28 PM
That is BY FAR Raymond's best work. This may well launch him off the streets and into the galleries.
Posted by: Lee D | September 26, 2007 04:05 PM
The sheer audacity is incredible, the whole package impeccible, I need Mike Tyson to help me finish this...
btw since I"ll be walking by later I call my mark over her right eye
Posted by: Anal_yst | September 26, 2007 04:28 PM
This portrait is a fake. Maria is no virgin, St. Erin is. Bess, potty mouth.
Posted by: Candy Man | September 26, 2007 05:31 PM
I think the man deserves a Wikipedia entry now.
Posted by: i_kafka | September 26, 2007 07:40 PM
Eery. Reminds me of the Picture of Dorian Gray.
Posted by: Tom Augenthaler | September 26, 2007 11:28 PM
Third line....second paragraph...should have read "who went down".
Posted by: hey there | September 27, 2007 01:43 PM
Great article and congratulations! Next time you should paint Big Earl.
Posted by: Anonymous | September 27, 2007 03:57 PM