Jeffrey Epstein Is A Proponent Of The “You Scratch My Back, I’ll Scratch Yours” Business Model

withanamelikemaximiliahowcouldyounotgrowuptobeawhore.bmpExcept that instead of a back it’s a penis and instead of a scratch it’s a suck. That’s right, we’re knee-deep into the latest sex suit against Jeffrey Epstein, brought by a girl who, at the time, was whatever the opposite of over eighteen is. This one’s from Maximilia Cordero, an aspiring model, who claims that in 2000, Epstein lured her to his Upper East Side apartment on the promise that “he and his wealthy friends would help…with her modeling career.” After giving her a tour of the place (making sure to note the huge spiral staircase, crystal ball, chandeliers, a room with red chairs, and a statue of a dog, for good measure) in his bathrobe, Epstein was finally able to seal the deal (for what was allegedly the first of many times) by saying, “I am the money manager for Victoria’s Secret” and claiming to have the pull to “get [Cordero] in the catalogue,” if only she would “be nice to him,” adding “if you want me to help you, then you have to help me.” (Epstein, in order to quell the girl’s fears as to what people would think of her blowing a man old enough to be her father, swore that he “wouldn’t tell anyone.” Bet he’s wishing he’d gotten her to do the same! Ah, well, hindsight.) Then he came in her mouth and requested that she return with her “14, 15, and 16 year old girlfriends next time." So what we're getting from this is that the guy's bedside manner is kind of weak (you don't ask about the friends until at least 60 minutes have past, that's a standard rule). Is that really something he should go to jail for?

Sex Suit Targets Pervy Financier [The Smoking Gun]

Comments

Posted by girl, Oct 17, 2007 3:44PM

cant say im surprised. she looks like the sort to do that kind of thing when promised much less. the drawn in eyebrows and mamacita lipstick aren't doing much for her cause.

Posted by chris, Oct 17, 2007 3:47PM

"tight butt like a baby". what the fuck. I guess I better get my 2 and 3 year olds on the stairmaster.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 3:47PM

is she trying to say the blowjob is a bizarre and unnatural sex act?

judge, throw this case right out

Posted by girl, Oct 17, 2007 3:51PM

btw what you fail to mention is that the money grubbing whore kept going back, without her (probably way more attractive) friends, for more.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 3:55PM

@ girl-- i think calling her "an aspiring model" and giving the pic that file name does it well enough.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 3:57PM

best jpg file name ever

Posted by girl, Oct 17, 2007 4:00PM

hahaha totally missed that. well done

Posted by Bess, Oct 17, 2007 4:22PM

File names are funny.

Posted by KLW, Oct 17, 2007 4:22PM

It was not a statue of a dog. It was a statue of a dog POOPING. Whenever you show this to a young woman, they become aroused and perform bizarre and unnatural sex acts. It's true.

Posted by fleshypeddler, Oct 17, 2007 4:34PM

She looks like she has Mr. Potato Head lips.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 4:40PM

man, i wish i had $100mm.

Posted by am i crazy?, Oct 17, 2007 4:44PM

call me crazy, but shouldn't it have been a red flag to this chick when Epstein answered the door clad only in his bathrobe?

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 4:49PM

in some U.S. jurisdictions "sodomy" is defined as anal or oral sex.

Posted by Nominate me, Oct 17, 2007 4:53PM

if getting blown by underage wannabe models while bathing in cristal is wrong, i don't wanna be right.

Posted by live & let live, Oct 17, 2007 4:58PM

cmon, she was 16. where's the crime? not like she was a 12 yr old boy or some shit. not like he raped her

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:05PM

Someone please explain this to "live & let live" before he's brought up on statutory rape charges.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:10PM

16 is age of consent in some states

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:11PM

great tits

Posted by Mr. Drysdale, Beverly Hills Banker, Oct 17, 2007 5:13PM

I was at a meeting in Burbank, CA, with some investors mulling over a piece of a feature project in the works. A well known "B-List" male celebrity was visiting with a group of us and in a candid moment he was asked about dealing with all the Hollywood poontang that is available to him everyday/all day.

He happily replied that it was challenging from a legal perspective in that many of the ladies were a little nutty to begin with. He was advised ( I don't know by whom) that after a "hook up" he should soon send an expensive gift to the female participant. Then, later on, if sordid accusations were made, he would say that he had "paid" for the adventure with the acceptance of the gift. It sounded sort of reasonable but I am not a lawyer.

Later, at a conference the same day in Burbank, I was visiting with a stunning blonde "assistant" to a major bank's CEO and I asked her if she had ever met any celebrities given her proximity to the industry. Incredibly, she said that she had recently been out partying with ( the name of the B-List guy I had met earlier that day!) and that he was just the nicest guy in the world. He was so down to earth and centered she said. "And", she happily mentioned, "Two days later he had a large high-def flat screen TV sent to me!"

Posted by The Railbird, Oct 17, 2007 5:27PM

The defendant is in some really, really, really deep doo-doo no matter what the age of the plaintiff is or was.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:33PM

just goes to show you that the world has really gone to shit when a chick can sue you after polishing your knob

Posted by KLW, Oct 17, 2007 5:34PM

@ Anon 5:10: Yes, but 17 is the age of consent in New York. If you're the sort of person who has a penchant for young girls, this is good information to know.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:41PM

that's why i recommend picking up teens in philly. age of consent is 16

Posted by Bill Jefferson C, Oct 17, 2007 5:43PM

KLW,

What is the age of consent in Arkansas?

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 5:43PM

Do any of these girls have parents? Why aren't they on trial for complete negligence in their parental duties? They raised their little girls to be $ grubbing hos, so they were doing what they knew (I'm sure some of the girls' parents probably even encouraged this behavior).

Lets rally to keep epstein outa prison, for rich guys everywhere.

Posted by KLW, Oct 17, 2007 6:11PM

Bill: No idea. I was only a precocious young girl in the states of New York and Massachusetts. Good luck with your interns :)

Posted by Anonymous, Oct 17, 2007 6:54PM

KLW is a girl ????

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 7:12PM

Philadelphia - our cheesecake is fresher than our cheesesteak.

Posted by , Oct 17, 2007 7:42PM

The sexual perversions of the truly rich just aren't as kinky as they used to be.

Posted by The Jokester, Oct 17, 2007 7:45PM

Anonymous @ 7:12pm wins the "clever comment of the day" !! Well played sir/madam !!

Posted by Rei Momo, Oct 17, 2007 11:56PM

With that dick sucking mouth who could resist? Epstein free!!!

Posted by wow, Oct 18, 2007 5:49AM

"What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime was violating U.S. law. "
Marge Simpson

Posted by JK, Oct 18, 2007 9:52AM

Just the Fact that she has hooked up with the lawyer and this lawyer is an out of shape old man should give you a clue into how this woman's mind works, to me she is trading her body (all orifices included) for money and fame, so she is doing now what she did 7 years ago with Epstein, the only difference is her age from then to now, but the whoring ways are the same.... plus her lawyer and her picture makes her look like she just got out of her shift at the strip joint...

Posted by , Oct 18, 2007 10:06AM

JK she is trading all her orifices to you?

gross.

Posted by Darius, Oct 18, 2007 10:38PM

When you look like a baby Cindy Crawford / Angelina Jolie at 16 (Mind you she probabley look 20 since 14). Who could blame him?

Posted by Sara, Oct 18, 2007 10:43PM

I can tell all these comment are made by men!! The bottom line is she was 16 (should have been in high school!!) and thats a minor!!! He broke the law!! Not to mention this girl was raised in Foster Care (A.C.S) and was abused her whole child hood! I read about it. So engaging with children for sex is sooooo wrong and he was the adult (apparently?).

Posted by Sara, Oct 18, 2007 10:56PM

And the fact that she's with a older man now is erelavent since she over 18 and is legally considered an adult! Obviously she like older men....... Maybe if Epstein followed her lead he wouldn't be in this mess!! I suppose that Epstein shouldn't be prosecuted for the 14 year old girls in florida since they were teenage hooker's? You people need morals!!!

Posted by I'm with JK, Oct 19, 2007 3:40PM

Sara - you need a sense of humor

Posted by Sara, Oct 19, 2007 5:31PM

I do have a sense a humor, start making fun at a man's expense and I'm with yah. I don't find shauvenistic, massaganistic, degrading of women for a couple of laughs funny. Talk about Epstien like you are about her and I be with yah I'm with JK.

Posted by Darius, Oct 19, 2007 5:38PM

Well the case of the matter is (Sara) that Epstien is such a joke that he needs no punches! You really think that old, average looking f*** could get beautiful, model material, under age babes like Cordero (and others I hear), If the old bag wasn't a billionaire? That's why he goes to soo many because he knows it's his money not him why they come. But hey I would loved to do the same thing at that age!!

Posted by Darius, Oct 19, 2007 5:39PM

Well the case of the matter is (Sara) that Epstien is such a joke that he needs no punches! You really think that older, average looking man could get beautiful, model material, under age babes like Cordero (and others I hear), If the man wasn't a billionaire? That's why he goes to soo many because he knows it's his money not him why they come. But hey I would loved to do the same thing at that age!!

Posted by Darius, Oct 19, 2007 5:46PM

And Cordero is no saint ! Granted being developed like that and looking like that since probabley 14 isn't her fault. But what the girl does with it is. Blame the food we eat filled with horomes. These chicks look so mature at such a young age. Hey more power to her for her new found fame.... he he.

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