First, traders should refer to themselves as "Trader" in conversations or mailings (Tr.) like doctors refer to each other as "Doctor" or "Dr.".

Second, that was the funniest article I have read this month. Thans to SAC and Dealbreaker!!!

Saw it in CNBC, could not help but laugh loudly. Traders need to be more feminine? A guy saying that to another? Best part was when they said something along the line of being involved in sex with two males.

So was he forced to wear the dress to work or was it voluntary?

Who is ever going to want SAC Capital on his resume after THIS?

why take down that pic>?

This is crazy. Is Jiang still at SAC?

I assume he is, as he is the star trader at SAC after Cohen

What sort of frock goes best with my new black Lodds?

Sounds like another loser who swung for the fences at SAC and got canned. The guy is obviously a loser, not a moneymaker. NEXT!

well, regardless of whether the guy is a loser or not, it's just hard to make this shit up.
Is Jiang feminine?

Yeah, SAC is known for hiring really smart, but completely mal-adopted folks. This strikes me as a bizarre, but plausible story.

Ask anybody who worked with Ping at Lehman... he's a weird dude, a maniac risk-taker, but somehow (possibly via blind, shithouse luck) a consistent huge moneymaker.

Yeah I used to see Ping giving Jeffrey Epstein foot massages at the West Side YMCA. I didn't think anything of it.

Just a side note - i want to Ass fuck most of the CNBC chix. do you think they lube it up?

Ping is gay

no you gotta go in raw

True story about Stevie Cohen's kid.

A little over a year ago this guy bumped into my friend (a lady) who was smoking a cigarette in front of a restaurant and kept walking and didn't apologize or anything. Another friend of mine said "Hey, that's no way to treat a lady." So lil Cohen looks her up and down and makes a "psst" noise, flaps his arm in a manner to say "I don't give a ___" and continues to walk.

My friend says "perhaps I should teach you some manners and rearrange your face." (Keep in mind that my friend had no clue who this guy was)

So another friend bumps in the middle to say there's no need to fight over this and breaks up the altercation (the group was in front of one of our friend's restaurants). Once he's in the middle lil Cohen belts out "Do you know who my dad is???? Steve Cohen!! I could take care of you in five minutes!!!"

My friend in the middle immediately walks out and tells my other friend "feel free to ___ this guy up!" Turns to Cohen and says "Wow, you're such a douche."

Nothing came of it but this was a 22-23 year-old man crying for daddy.

This is no joke. Too bad I was inside the restaurant and missed it. It's retards like that who give bankers a bad name.

Anon, good story but speculators are not bankers. And the retarded offspring of speculators are definitely not bankers.

As it were, Stevie does have a twenty-two year old stepson named Josh Cohen who attends Tisch at NYU.
Like his mother Alex who gave birth to him while still living in the South Bronx with her parents, he's ill-bred, treats people like shit and has no sense of decorum. Incidentally, contrary to what was reported in the WSJ article, Alex had no first marriage prior t her marriage with Stevie.

You can expect more of these kinds of stories as there's a whole brood behind Josh that are each, equally arrogant, rude and ill brought up.

But let's face it, Stevie himself is vulgar and crass, besides a lot of other disagreeable things.
Why would anyone expect anything else?

I had a bunch of classes with Josh Cohen at NYU and he's a great kid. I don't think Anon has ever come in contact with this kid or his family.

Last I checked, Only people who work for him, or USED to work for him called him "Stevie". Sounds like someone is a little bitter. No reason to take it out on his offspring. Be a man, keep it to business. Ignorant shithead.

I'm wondering what's in this for you? I mean picking on a young kid. Maybe instead of trashing people you could be more constructive by setting an example yourself? No wonder why our young people today are so angry? But then again there are millions of people like you and that's what makes the world a harder place to find peace. God Bless

As a friend of the family, let me set the record straight
1. Anyone who has met Josh knows this story is total bull. He would never do this and he is a great kid. But most of all he doesn't call his dad "Stevie".
2. Alex IS NOT FROM THE BRONX. She was born and raised in Manhattan.
Obviously people are jealous and like to make up bullshit stories. Get a life!!!

The fact of the matter is that Alex is a former SAC trader who underwent the same female hormone therapy.

There's a lot of Steve Cohens. Maybe this dude was the father: "Stephen Michael Cohen is an American entrepreneur who gained notoriety after fraudulantly acquiring control of the domain name sex.com in 1995."

Anon, I think that you are the one that is ill-bred for going after someones family that way when they have nothing to do with the article mentioned, looks like your parents did a great job on you.

BTW, it has come to my attention that Steve Cohen has two sons, both the same age - get your story straight......

Interesting how there's the same dialectical fingerprint in all of the pro stevie rhetoric.......
Not to make too fine a point of it, but I've never heard a contemporary refer to another as a 'great kid'.
BTW, jealousy is not the same thing as revulsion.

Josh would never do something like that. Get your facts straight.

The downside for Jiang must have been the amount of time his traders spent at Starbucks and discussing handbags following the hormone therapy!
Still it least it proves that hormone treatment does work, I mean he had only been taking the female hormones for a relatively short period before he launched a sexual harassment case. Classic female behaviour, I am only surprised that Tong didn't claim that as a transexual he "had to work twice as hard for half the salary".

WOW, I have just figured it out, Keith moves out of the picture just as Myrna appears......they are one in the same, Carney had been loading Keith's coffee with the hormones, and hey presto............

Tong blatantly did the Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs) in the reflection of the shark tank