For What It's Worth, Jeffrey Epstein Has Been Known To Spend A Lot Of Time In Scotland
Of course the Jeffrey Epstein case now involves allegations of sexual assault on a transsexual. This story has been begging for it since day one. Who is said she-male? Well, you already know her/him. That’s right, last week’s j’accusor Maximilia Cordero, who claims that she was the victim of some unwanted touching from Jeffery Epstein that she only went along with on numerous occasions because she “just wanted to be a model” was apparently “born Maximillian Cordero in 1983.”
The Post claims that Max has been dressing up as a girl since 12, and has had “cosmetic work” done to look more like a woman (which would explain the DSLs you all got so excited about when her picture first ran, but don’t worry, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re gay) and has been taking hormone treatments for almost a decade. On one of Max’s MySpace pages, she’s checked the male gender box, and also describes herself as “a spoiled bitch and really mean.” And, no thanks to Epstein, who promised he could get her into the Victoria’s Secret catalogue if she was “nice,” Max has been doing steady modeling work, along with part time attendance at F.I.T.
Cordero’s lawyer, William Unroch of William Unroch’s Blog fame denies that his client is a man, saying, “She’s a female, and she’s always been a female,” though one might note that last week Unroch was referred to as Cordero’s boyfriend and this week, “roommate and ex-boyfriend.” Sounds like someone had a problem with his gf being a bf. In what appeared to be an attempt to bring a little humor to the situation, Unroch added, “I may also be female. I’m checking with my doctors,” though conceivably he could’ve been dead serious.
Epstein’s lawyer, Gerald Lefcourt, in an effort to top the latest revelations, kidded/predicted, “It wouldn’t surprise me if the next claim was from the Loch Ness monster,” and also made sure to add, “[Epstein]’s never been accused of [trysting with underage boys].” But since the flood gates have been opened, and Epstein’s proven to be a bad judge of “guy or girl?” in the past (no fault of his own, since the one constant in this case is that his victims were mostly ornamental masturbatory material with the occasional blow job), odds are we're about to hear from at least handful of young boys who were thrown into the mix, whether or not Epstein knew they were boys at the time. The real question is: who will come forward next—another then-underage male or one of the best-known mysteries of cryptozoology? (Our money's on Nessie. That ho's been outing rich pervs for YEARS.)
Gender-Bend Shocker [NYP]
Comments
Picture confirms story.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:12 AM
this is salacious
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:22 AM
Zeus is clearly smiling upon dealbroker today.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:26 AM
Adams Apple - Camel Toe = He-She
Posted by: gendermath | October 23, 2007 11:29 AM
Reminds me of the 1984 Tom Hanks film "Bachelor Party", where the tranny pees standing up...
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:31 AM
Wow - someone should go back through the past postings to see who rated her doable.
Posted by: anon | October 23, 2007 11:31 AM
Sucks to be Jeff Epstein
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:32 AM
'and also made sure to add even though no one had even brought it up,'
Maximillian himself brought it up. He said he was 16 at the time. Cross-dressing doesn't change your gender, hence the lawyer's response.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:34 AM
@ 11:34, no, because he's referring to non-transexual boys. maximilian wasn't just cross dressing, when you take female hormones you're considered a transexual, and that's different.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:38 AM
Someone start the Crying Game soundtrack
Posted by: Murders & Executions | October 23, 2007 11:41 AM
test
Posted by: test | October 23, 2007 11:43 AM
Maxi came from Miami FLA....Hey Jeff take a walk on the wild side
Posted by: transformer | October 23, 2007 11:44 AM
11:31 - I'd still only need two drinks.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 11:54 AM
she's hot for a dude
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 12:01 PM
Wow..you wall street guys are a bunch of closeted homos.
Posted by: Larry Craig | October 23, 2007 12:03 PM
This sucks. Up till now, I've really looked up to Jeff and regarded him as a role model. I thought he was living the American dream. I guess I was mistaken. I know my American dream has never included trannies (with one unintentional exception, and in my defense, I had consumed nearly a whole bottle of Hendrick's gin and some misc. recreational pharmaceuticals that night – I’ve avoided pills and questionable Lower East Side bars ever since).
Posted by: Give-up Agreement | October 23, 2007 12:05 PM
c'mon: what exceptions are you talking 'bout: a tranny is a tranny; no whiskey can justify it.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 12:25 PM
no wonder she was so impressed by a sculpture of a bitch
Posted by: girl | October 23, 2007 12:41 PM
Aren't you starting to wonder if this entire thing isn't just an elaborate hoax put together by the New York Post? My bet on the next to be implicated is Midget Mac from "I Love New York 2." All we're missing are racial overtones to make this the perfect storm of gossip.
Posted by: KLW | October 23, 2007 12:43 PM
@ KLW...HAHAHA. midget mac is the sheez, poor thing. when he drowned crossing the river to give New York her gift i nearly cried.
Posted by: girl | October 23, 2007 12:49 PM
@ girl: I usually watch it at the gym and I almost fell off the elliptical laughing. I'm concerned that a later plot point will have him smothered to death in her ginormous implants.
Posted by: KLW | October 23, 2007 01:18 PM
I am so confused right now.
Posted by: self doubts | October 23, 2007 03:08 PM
c'mere baby i got something for ya
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 03:11 PM
mmmmm trannies
Posted by: AggressiveTrader | October 23, 2007 03:32 PM
all that AND she knows how to handle the equipment
Posted by: unless she had it removed and if so she definitely can't touch mine | October 23, 2007 03:38 PM
i might still squeeze those titties...assuming it has shaved all nipple hair.
the tranny part isn't what grosses me out, it's the f'ing gut sticking out.
As my man at the leveragedsellout says-
I like my women (trannies too) like I like my loafers: expensive, fit, and more often than not, with a bit of bling around their necks.
Posted by: Nominate me | October 23, 2007 04:08 PM
i'd still like to watch,
just watch,
at least the first time
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 04:14 PM
Are you saying that JE was whippin' his skeeter into a towel while being massaged by an underaged trannie???
Posted by: The Forehead Slapper | October 23, 2007 04:39 PM
dammit, now I have to go to confessionals and admit that I thought a dude was hot.
Posted by: Anonymous | October 23, 2007 05:01 PM
I was short Epstein since this broke. Methinks it may be time to reverse myself. It is just getting too good.
If he pulls a Kennedy and blames it on the drink and announces rehab, I see a Lifetime special coming.
Posted by: Poseidon | October 23, 2007 05:30 PM
This is all gossip!!! Those fake web pages were put up just to make these claim seem true!! Fact is she was the victim and now the the post is victimizing her. And to make such vicious claim's support by a web page that anyone can put up (The Post probably put it up!!!) is defamation and liability!!!! Do I hear law suite? You can't write She has masterbitory fantasies and multiple sex partners (men/women) and she's a man based on a web page!! And that's money in the bank because it's a nation wide publication which has caused several other publications.. I for one don't believe gossip get a birth certificate and some real evidence!! She's a beautiful women who's been victimized I refuse to futher her pain!!! Loser's.
Posted by: Kenny | October 26, 2007 01:13 AM