George Soros: Trading Up (Or At Least Younger)

Posted by John Carney, Nov 19, 2007, 1:08pm

George Soros Young Piece Of.jpgMost women we know were quite upset by the widely circulated email responding to a Craig's List ad from a young women looking to marry. The response claimed that women's looks were a depreciating asset, while the financial value of wealthy men increased with age.

Well, ladies, we're sorry to say that the response got some evidential--or at least anecdotal--support today from Page Six. Apparently seventy-seven year old George Soros has traded in his 63 year old wife for a 22 year old Russian playgirl named Marina Zelle (pictured left}. Or, at least, that she is one of the many "young lovelies" he has entertained at his South Hampton Home.

"Sources say the financier and founder of moveon.org has 'a fondness for girls in their early 20s," Page Six reports.

Actually, we had reports this summer that Soros and Zelle were together at a party at real estate investor turned nouveau socialite Andrew Barrock's Water Mill mansion. But we couldn't confirm they were "together together" so we let the item die. So, you know, maybe?

(Picture credit: New York Social Diary.)

Thinking Young [Page Six]

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Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 1:37PM

Reverting back to the reviting study that finds that Warren Buffet followers would fare better than the broader market, I think we should all follow the Soros model and trade in for younger models.

Posted by Perv, Nov 19, 2007 1:39PM

She looks like a cross between Rachel and Phoebe. Definitely the second best combination, behind Joey and Marcel, that is.

Posted by Bugs Meany, Nov 19, 2007 1:42PM

I hate that leftist bastard but I gotta give him some dap for that one.

Posted by pierre, Nov 19, 2007 1:50PM

he may be a sonofabitch, but Devil willing i'll be boning 20 yr olds when i'm 70 too, viagra or not

Posted by Zbignew, Nov 19, 2007 1:54PM

Like most of Soros' strategies for the past fifteen years, he's just following behind positions that other big players have already taken.

Posted by Pervinator, Nov 19, 2007 2:02PM

why doesn't he make a move on Bess?

Posted by L. Craig, Nov 19, 2007 2:07PM

She'd be hot if a penis was included

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 2:12PM

hey Lar, what time we meeting in the BSC 14th floor men's room?

Posted by KMan, Nov 19, 2007 2:13PM

He has 'a fondness for girls in their early 20s'?

Geez. Who doesn't? (Aside from Jeff Epstein. And Bess, though hopefully not.)

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 2:20PM

Why would women be offended by the response to the craigslist posting? oh yeah, because it is true. they hate that.

Posted by L. Craig, Nov 19, 2007 2:28PM

Anon 2:12pm - How's 3:00PM? Bring condoms and pitch books.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 2:37PM

I guess I now know what he means by MoveOn ...

Posted by lancey, Nov 19, 2007 2:45PM

zbignew, you might have just said "look at me, i am zbignew, i know nothing!"

Posted by Chad, Nov 19, 2007 2:52PM

Headline suggestion:
"Dump and Pump"

Posted by Anonymouse, Nov 19, 2007 2:55PM

Susan Weber Soros just needs to get herself a hot, 22-year old cabana boy.

It's simple mathematics: 22 goes into 63 a lot more times than 77 goes into 22.

Posted by Eastender, Nov 19, 2007 2:58PM

Southampton, Bess, Southampton. It's not like you haven't been there or anything.

Posted by Got It Figured Out, Nov 19, 2007 3:01PM

All he is doing is using a quant model for his "lovey-doveyness". It's so simple, I can't believe you didn't figure it out. His rule is this: His age added to the girls age can't total more than 99 years.

Posted by tw, Nov 19, 2007 3:01PM

Perhaps Larry Craig can confirm your math.....

Hilarious.

Posted by Risk Rube, Nov 19, 2007 3:05PM

I hear them Russian gals can "suck start" a motorcycle.

Posted by pierre, Nov 19, 2007 3:22PM

russians are the purest form of whore possible. all they care about is money (not that there's anything wrong with that, so long as you know the trade). i guess 70 yrs of communism will do that to a nation.

Posted by russian, Nov 19, 2007 3:33PM

wow pierre, you are a complete douchebag

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 3:34PM

Eastender @2:58 Carney wrote the piece. As you point out, Bess knows better.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 3:48PM

The Poles are much worse whores.

Posted by pierre, Nov 19, 2007 3:56PM

@ russian: i didn't necessarily mean to insult a whole people, although that was certainly foreseeable. it's just in my experience every russian i've met is a pure materialist, in the worst sense of the word. (granted, these are mostly strippers and wall st guys)

Posted by slimjim, Nov 19, 2007 4:07PM

The poles are nuns compaired to the russian. 60% of all Russian pregnancies end in abortion. Why so many abortions cause there are so many whores. Simple math you faggots.

Posted by Soros Admirer, Nov 19, 2007 4:09PM

Damn, too bad his wife has to take the other side of that trade. Open Society indeed...

Posted by russian, Nov 19, 2007 4:09PM

slimjim you should've been swallowed or better yet aborted you stupid a-hole. fun posting anonymously on some message board isn't it you pathetic coward

Posted by chris, Nov 19, 2007 4:16PM

Slimjim - I don't follow your thought process in calling people faggots because they get each other pregnant too much.

Posted by slimjim, Nov 19, 2007 4:18PM

ussr, perhaps you can enlighten us on why there are so many abortions in your beloved mother russia?

Posted by L. Craig, Nov 19, 2007 4:19PM

While I can't speak for him/her, I don't think slimjim was calling russians faggots.

No one showed up in the men's room. Is everybody out of the office for Thanksgiving?

Posted by bruce, Nov 19, 2007 4:25PM

sorry larry, my MD was barebacking me at 3pm in the BSC dining room. how's 5 o'clock?

Posted by Laura, Nov 19, 2007 4:26PM

George Soros is not a founder of MoveOn.org

MoveOn was founded in 1998 by Wes Boyd and Joan Blades. Soros had noting to do with it. He's just one of many, many contributors and he's not even been the biggest financial contributor. In addition, Soros hasn't given MoveOn a dime since 2004.

Sloppy "journalism".

Posted by pierre, Nov 19, 2007 4:28PM

hey ivan, while putin and the rodina are sitting on record levels of oil wealth, maybe you'd like to explain the despicable conditions in russian orphanages (at least from the 30% of fetuses that aren't aborted). This is from Human Rights Watch:

Yet today, in another archipelago of grim state institutions, the authorities of the Russian Federation are violating the fundamental rights of tens of thousands of innocent citizens: children abandoned to state orphanages.

Human Rights Watch has found that from the moment the state assumes their care, orphans in Russia—of whom 95 percent still have a living parent—are exposed to shocking levels of cruelty and neglect. Infants classified as disabled are segregated into "lying-down" rooms, where they are changed and fed but are bereft of stimulation and lacking in medical care.

Posted by slimjim, Nov 19, 2007 4:31PM

Thanks for that info Laura, no one gives a shit about that. The story is about a old scumbag banging a 22 year old. Now go get dinner ready and don't forget to vote Hillary.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 4:34PM

If i was a billionaire i'd also be an old scumbag nailing 22 ukrainian models

Posted by Anominous, Nov 19, 2007 4:38PM

russian: calling pierre and slimjim douchebags is an insult to the douchebag community.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 4:42PM

She's Russian not Ukrainian, dumbass.

Posted by slimjim, Nov 19, 2007 4:44PM

wow anominous you really showed me. Why don't you untuck your penis you liberal bitch.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 4:47PM

@ 4:42 does it make a g*ddamned difference? ukrainian, russian, byelorussian, all the same thing

Posted by Reginald Denny, Nov 19, 2007 4:55PM

Can't we all just get along

Posted by -, Nov 19, 2007 4:56PM

4:47, i wouldn't tell that to someone who fought for their independence.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 5:03PM

@ 4:47, interesting, since basically half of the ukraine wants to rejoin russia (see viktor yanukovych's support in the east and crimea), and belarus would leap at the chance to reform the USSR, but even Putin's not crazy enough to take belarus back

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 5:38PM

I suppose it was her little trick of picking up the €500 notes without using her hands that closed the deal with Georgie.

Posted by anon anon anon, Nov 19, 2007 5:43PM

They are just like me and you. Under the same circumstances.... Give me a break. But go with your gut.

Posted by laura, Nov 19, 2007 6:38PM

Actually, the story is a smear job, and it mentions MoveOn.org specifically in order to link a progressive political organization to this smutty and unsubstantiated story.

And I don't cook, dick, so take your own cro-mag ass to the kitchen.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 6:50PM

Man do we need Ron Paul and STAT.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 6:50PM

!!! NEWSFLASH !!!

Dealbreaker publishes 'smutty and unsubstantiated' stories - Laura.

What next? Bess Levin loves beastiality?

Posted by A. Melmotte, Nov 19, 2007 7:59PM

"Those whom the gods would destroy they first make ridiculous."

To Figured Out: there was a French mathematician who devised a scientific calculation for wives/girlfriends/mistresses. Take the man's age, divide by two, and add seven. For Old Dirty George, that'd be about 45-46.

Posted by , Nov 19, 2007 8:10PM

im 34. that means i can't date bess. that means the rule is wrong.

Posted by raoul, Nov 19, 2007 10:24PM

Oh, I thought it was MoveOn Org, not MoveOn Orgy.

Posted by A. Melmotte, Nov 20, 2007 12:24AM

Dear Anon:

Hey, I said he was a *French* mathematician.

Posted by Drano, Nov 20, 2007 8:44AM

Must be his dashing good looks...

Posted by Drano, Nov 20, 2007 9:10AM

...or maybe not. He looks rather like a fire-damaged Monchichi.

Posted by The Judge, Nov 20, 2007 11:17AM

OK, the comments in this thread are some of the funniest I've read so I rule for this thread as a champion thread.

Posted by Just Another, Nov 20, 2007 5:14PM

Connected to Mata Hari ?

Mata Hari was the stage name of Margaretha Geertruida (Grietje) Zelle (7 August 1876, Leeuwarden, The Netherlands – 15 October 1917, Vincennes, France), a Dutch exotic dancer and courtesan who was executed by firing squad for espionage during World War I.[1]

Posted by someone, Nov 20, 2007 8:22PM

Susan Soros isn't 63. She is about 53. I am sure that she is not amused.

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