"Or How 'Bout This, How 'Bout This: We Make Him CEO, We Just Don't Tell Anyone About It For A LIttle While? Eh? Eh?"

Here's the letter Bob Rubin sent out to Citigroup yesterday to announce the Vikram Pandit's promotion. It's vaguely convincing, until you realize that in invisible ink reads the message, "I'm telling you as a friend, short this thing like you'd short a sinking ship" (on hard copies of the note, of course, not electronic versions, I know how this stuff works). And also, that Rubes asked his buddy in IT if there was a way to "make it so the e-mail goes directly to spam? Or put it in some sort of an attachment that no one can open?"

After considering the qualifications of a wide field of internal and external candidates, the Board has unanimously selected Vikram Pandit, one of the most respected leaders in the financial services industry today, as the right person to lead our company. He will also join our Board of Directors. In addition, the Board has appointed Sir Win Bischoff, who has served our company so well since 2000 and notably as acting CEO since early November, to join the Board as its Chairman. They will assume these roles immediately. With Vikram and Win in place, I will return to the roles where I feel I am most useful to Citi – as a director and Chairman of the Executive Committee of our Board and as advisor to the Chairman and CEO.

This is an important and challenging time for our company, as it is for many companies involved in financial services. The combination of Vikram’s deep executive experience and long history as a strategic thinker makes him the outstanding choice to be Citi’s CEO. He joined Citi upon its acquisition, earlier this year, of the multi-strategy hedge fund he founded in 2005.

Before forming Old Lane, he had a distinguished 22-year career at Morgan Stanley, where he served as President and Chief Operating Officer of the firm’s Institutional Securities Group. During his time at Citi, he has come to know this company and its people, and he has earned the respect of managers and directors alike for his incisive intellect and ability to balance risk and opportunity in making and executing tough decisions. The Board is unanimous in its conviction that, as part of a new generation of executives in this industry, Vikram is the right leader to build on the exceptional strengths of this great company and take the steps necessary to lead us forward.

Citi’s international franchise is one of our greatest strengths, and where we have many promising growth opportunities – and Win is the consummate global banker. He has extensive international experience both in senior leadership positions and with clients from all over the world. He has a keen understanding of Citi’s diverse strengths, its many growth opportunities and what is needed for Citi to realize its tremendous potential. More recently, as many of you know, he has done a terrific job as Citi’s acting CEO. Together with the management team and me, he helped stabilize our company and maintain the momentum of our businesses. He helped ensure that we moved forward to improve our capital base and risk management capabilities and to position the company effectively to address timely and critical issues. He will serve us well as Chairman. Citi plays an important and very special role in the global economy, and I care enormously for this company and its people. I look forward to a long and active role at Citi.

Thank you for your patience and hard work through these last challenging months. We have much work ahead of us and your continued support and dedication to our company is greatly appreciated and recognized. Please join us in welcoming Vikram and Win to their new positions.

Comments

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 12:39PM

i like the idea of rubin saying, "eh? eh?"

Posted by Generalized Outrage LLC, Dec 12, 2007 12:43PM

``The most important priority to focus on is productivity,'' Pandit said yesterday on a conference call with analysts. He said he'll ``make sure we're looking at our cost structure.''

As if C got into this problem b/c they were paying too much for paper clips.

Posted by angry shareholder, Dec 12, 2007 12:51PM

Well, I knew that Rubin was a leech. Now, I know that he's also a bullshit artist.

I'll bet the stock would pop if Rubin stepped down.

Posted by anonymous, Dec 12, 2007 12:54PM

he should stick to producing music..

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 12:54PM

Don't know much about Vikram but any plane he is on has a 75% chance to meet Allah before landing.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 1:04PM

Bess, you're supposed to be plugged in - apparently bonus conversations have taken place at Goldman. Any early word? Other banks?

Posted by anon, Dec 12, 2007 1:04PM

Bess, you're supposed to be plugged in - apparently bonus conversations have taken place at Goldman. Any early word? Other banks?

Posted by daveNYC, Dec 12, 2007 1:34PM

As if C got into this problem b/c they were paying too much for paper clips.
You have to watch out for those guys at Staples, they're sharks.

Posted by pierre, Dec 12, 2007 1:45PM

Vikram's probably a hindu, not a muslim

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 1:46PM

12:54, what on earth was that supposed to mean?

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 1:52PM

it means that 12:54 is, like most Americans, somewhat ignorant of other cultures. Time to stop spending vacations at Epcot and see the real world.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 1:59PM

1:52 - while 12:54 could probably use a bit of culture, your comment proves that you are no doubt a pretentious a$$hole.

Posted by I'm a dude, Dec 12, 2007 2:01PM

Epcot (disney) is controlled by Prince Awaleed. we we really are seeing other cultures.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:01PM

did you know that people in india wipe their ass with their hands?

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:02PM

they have no TP.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:12PM

Comments like 12:54 are why we're in Iraq. (Iraq, Afghanistan.... Same thing..... All arabs, all terrorists.... WTF... Lets let loose with the shock and awe...... Cant' hurt..... Probably finish in a few months.... World will be a better place...)

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:23PM

jesus you people are stupid. 12:54 is making a joke by confusing bob rubin with rick rubin.

Posted by 12:54, Dec 12, 2007 2:26PM

Robert Rubin? Rick Rubin? I didn't know my bad joke would wind up being such an influential political statement about uncultured Americans. On behalf of uncultured Americans I apologize. BTW Epcot is boring. Magic Kingdom was much more fun.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:27PM

slimjim@12:54 is a not just a racist prick but also an ignorant hick. Pandit is a Hindu from India, which is a long long way from being an Arab Muslim. Since when did trailer trash who contribute to the 70% who cannot even locate America on a map start posting on DB?

If you want to be a racist, at least read the frickin manual.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:32PM

yeah, 12:54 dont be coverin up by sayin it was a bad joke when what we have here is an inability to distinguish between hindus and muslims. Where'd you go to school? Providence College?

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:34PM

@2:01, Indian people actually hose it down with water instead up smearing it up with a piece of paper. Come to think of it, when you get mud on the windshield, would you rather hose it down with water of try to rub it off with dry tissue?

Get the image of thin layer of mud smeared all across? Nice. And now think of what becomes of it is drier and flakier. Now reach down and scrape those flakes off of your a**.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:35PM

To lighten the mood, here's a true story. Someone from my desk went to Epcot, took a picture of the phony Taj Mahal there and brought it back as a gift for the Indian woman on the desk. Who was of course half pissed half nauseated at the tackiness of the whole thing.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:35PM

Err.. the guy has been appointed CEO of the world's largest financial corporation and all you can think of is his (wrong!) religion and of course his potty habits?

And yes Indians believe in cleaning themselves with water. 1. Its far more likely to get rid of any unpleasantness far better than TP and 2. Indians don't fell millions of trees to wipe their asses.

But of course all this has nothing to do with the fact that Vikram has been an American citizen for over 30 years and has completed his education here.

Welcome to the 21st century bro. Where you were born has very little to do with how high you go. You might wanna start wiping your ass with your hand and of course with water ;).

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 2:35PM

about which retard are we speaking, anon @12:54 or slimjim @12:54?

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:42PM

I clean my ass with MHL, and my gay lover loves me for it....

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 3:07PM

oh no all the Hindu's are upset now. What are they going to do, destroy a church an kill a bunch of innocent people like Babri mosque in 92. The water seems like a good idea on the ass but how come every god damn Indian I meet smells like complete shit. The must only use the water on their ass once a week. Also thank you India for stealing all our jobs. Don't forget-Vote Hillary in 08 you liberal faggots.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:08PM

how on earth is "he should stick to producing music.. " being construed as a religious slur? wtf is wrong with you people?

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 3:11PM

at leat they're not stealing our Mike's Hard Lemonade

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:12PM

you know, because there are so many well-known muslim music producers. obviously. duh.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:16PM

I think all responses are to slimjim 12:54.

And SlimJim you continue to surprise us with your complete lack of ignorance. Babri Masjid was a disputed mosque that was demolished. No one was killed.

And India till 3 months ago had a Muslim President (now retired), a Sikh prime Minister and a Roman Catholic as the head of the largest party So there goes you theory of the church destroying Hindus.

If you are one of those loser IT types who wants 12.50 $ an hour for browsing the web then reality must suck. It must be tough being a loser. Go to India and try finding some inner peace, at the very least you can teach them how to wipe their asses.

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 3:18PM

@3:16, wait a second, does slimjim have a "complete lack of ignorance" or is he a completely ignorant Ron Paul supporter?

Posted by Matt, Dec 12, 2007 3:20PM

Also thank you India for stealing all our jobs

Yeah, Pandit like totally stole pretty white boy Chuck Prince's job. How dare these Indians do that - Chuck Prince TOTALLY deserved to keep his job!

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:26PM

Seton Hall??

Damn Carney when this blog's comments head downhill, they head downhill fast.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:28PM

Shut up hindus. India has only had one woman head of the country, 2 muslim presidents, and is being currently run by a white roman catholic woman.

Compared to that, this place has had... oh never mind, foget it. What if all presidents were white christian protestant men (and the one who was a catholic had to jump through hoops to prove that he was some evil dude). Our while trash friend slimjim still knows EVERYTHING about the whole world.

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 3:30PM

Hey, someone has to work in the BSC back office. Speaking of which, anyone up for a quickie in the 14th men's room? L. Craig?

Go Pirates

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 3:31PM

i know one thing. All Indians smell like shit. Than you come again.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:40PM

I would love to see a three way between Seton Hall '07, HAM '05 and WES '06. I'm picturing three strapping lacrosse boys.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:42PM

"i know one thing. All Indians smell like shit. "

Even worse than trailer trash? Come on. They are yet to achieve those heights. They havent even discovered the art of getting cozy with their sisters as yet either! Let them get to that first.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:50PM

slimjim and fellow white trash actually smell worse, and they're poor to boot...

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 3:57PM

Rugby cuz, not lax

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 3:57PM

@ 3:50 What's it feel like to sit down when you Pee? Hillary in 08 you homo.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:04PM

Even better. So you'll do that three way with HAM and WES then? Hot....

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:07PM

"What's it feel like to sit down......."
^^^^^

Looks like some people have fundamental problems with the one language that they have ever known. And that wasn't even a typo in absolutely any way. Just pure demonstration of someone's trashy and hick-y ignorance.

Stop posting on financial blogs dude. Go back to the farm. The hogs are hungry and there is a huge pile of sh*t waiting to be cleaned out.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:11PM

far be it from me to defend slim, but isn't "What's" a contraction of what and does. Wouldn't work in a masters thesis put perfectly acceptable in a blog posting I think.

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 4:13PM

i will stop posting if you stop taping your penis between your legs. Deal?

Posted by pierre, Dec 12, 2007 4:16PM

"What's" is an abbreviation for "what is" or "what does." Thus slimjim's comment "What's it feel like" can be properly re-written "What does it feel like. Guess you missed that day at PS 182 in Staten Island.

What's:

1. contraction of what is or what has: What's the matter? What's been done?

2. contraction of what does: What's she do for a living?

Posted by Seton Hall '07, Dec 12, 2007 4:22PM

sorry to disappoint, but i'm straight as an arrow

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:23PM

As a gay guy I'm truly impressed with the depth of slim's knowledge of the seamier side of gay life. Docking, E, penis taping (a transvestite thing, not really gay, which is entirely different). Also that comment a few weeks ago on the notorious Mine Shaft. How does that boy know this stuff. Unless.....

Posted by Matt, Dec 12, 2007 4:28PM

@4:11

Now quite so sure. Have not seen 'does' get contracted often. 'What's' would would mostly be interpreted as 'what is' or sometimes 'what has.' Now very sure about 'what does' though. Anyone with the right grammar skills want to clarify this?

Posted by Jimmy McGreevey, Dec 12, 2007 4:30PM

obviously anyone as vehement as slimmy is a deeply repressed homosexual. embrace your true identity slim

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 4:39PM

Son of a bitch, i though we were talking about Indians and how they smell like shit. You fags always make it about you. Can't we all just agree that Indians smell like they took a shit bath? Have fun sucking balls tonight Tinker Bell.

Posted by slimjim, Dec 13, 2007 7:57PM

I like to suck balls

Posted by pete schwetty, Dec 13, 2007 10:51PM

no one can resist my schwetty balls

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