Peace Offering: "This Is A Value Stock Tip"

You might think you know me but you have no idea. Though it may seem as though I have a heart of stone and soul as black as night, I am a person with feelings who (occasionally) cares when I've hurt others. After my post on Goldman Sachs only having one bathroom, a few 85 Broad employees e-mailed me to express their disappointment in my commentary, and the pain it caused them. (Perhaps later, if you're good, I'll post the messages.) I can offer apologies 'til I'm blue in the face but when it comes down to it, actions speak louder than words. So I offer the offended parties, who were the subject of my ridicule just one hour ago, this olive branch. It is the greatest gift I have to give. The fact that the lips don't match up to the audio track is just an added bonus.

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Posted by Dragostei Din Tei, Dec 14, 2007 12:21PM

Aw, the Numa Numa guy is all growed up!

Posted by AJ, Dec 14, 2007 12:24PM

I love jolly fat guys

Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 12:25PM

hahahahah

Posted by Senator Craig, Dec 14, 2007 12:32PM

i like NAMBLA

Posted by big r, Dec 14, 2007 12:33PM

slimjim, bess hates you.

Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 12:33PM

i am morally opposed to apologizing, even to GS and even in jest

Posted by mb, Dec 14, 2007 12:35PM

he should be the president of the NANLA because i love his neck.

Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 12:35PM

SSSSSNNNNNNAAAARRRRRFFFFF!

Posted by value stock tips?, Dec 14, 2007 12:39PM

The only thing that this guy is an expert on is value meals.

Posted by , Dec 14, 2007 12:53PM

Is it just me or is the CFA Institute website down?

Posted by Lowly HR Assistant, Dec 14, 2007 12:57PM

The gift that keeps giving and giving and giving.

Posted by topfloor1NYP, Dec 14, 2007 1:19PM

someone f's up and teaches Richard Jewell companion variables and now we all have to suffer the consequences...

Posted by lurker, Dec 14, 2007 1:42PM

i thought the original piece was a stretch but for what GS'ers pull down they can just deal with it.

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