Dealbreaker

POOPIES!!!

my vote's for citi, who wants to crash?

bess, will a pay stub work for entry to your party?

Tong blatantly did the Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs) in the reflection of the shark tank

any one know what SAC's performance is year-to-date?

...And thats the way ya do it...

what is your roommate's base camp?

$500k? Don't sell yourself short, Bess

"If you know how much you are worth, you aren't worth that much."

the party isn't bess's birthday, it's her roommate's.

S A C == "Sexually Ambiguous Chinese"?

see you hommes et femmes at the BNPP soiree.

Bess:

Do you seriously still work here? Is that what your life has come to, whoring yourself out to second year analysts in order to get a look at office parties (which are never even interesting).

Is this the dream you were chasing when you transfered from BU to Amherst? Shouldn't you be cranking out that novel you have kicking around in your head? Or trying to properly discipline your mind to write the firm stream of consciousness poem in iambic-pentameter?

Is this seriously what you do? How do you look your parents in the eye and tell them this is what you've chosen to do with your life? Honestly, its disgusting, I feel soiled.

Random: if you're soiling, get 2 cups and invite Bess and her roomie.

Random Banker:

You are so sad.

random banker, how exactly is she whoring herself out? by writing amusing posts that get people to invite dealbreaker, a wall street tabloid, to invite them to their parties?

RB: you live in Stamford?

random banker, if you've paid attention, the roommate is the whore. and you are the sad, pathetic one.

"it's digusting"

you have serious issues, bro.

Why do you give a shit? Get dked by a 23 yr old hardbody last night and now all bitter?

bess is in no way a whore. not sure if you don't get this thing called sarcasm or are just a dick but you've got anger problems and really shouldn't take them out on a nice girl like bess, on an anonymous message board, under a handle.

Writing for DB doesn't sound like a bad gig to me. I'm sure the site earns enough in advertising to make a decent living. And it's probably enjoyable to write.

Probably more fulfilling life than 80% of the readers on this site. Difference is, Random Banker's the only one who hates is life so much he has to talk shit. Prob having second thoughts about the bareback experience he had this morning in the men's room (14th floor of course at BS)

If anyone else wants to talk about poopies, http://www.2girls1cup.com

RB: those are fighting words where im from, homie

in any case, doubt pencildick above has enough to "penetrate" bl's thick skin

gotta check out the 2girls1 cup site. It's hilarious.

Just make sure your MD isn't standing behind you looking at your monitor while you do it, or quickly alt+tab back to excel

r. banker-- how do YOU look YOUR parents in the eye and tell them you've chosen to be a banker (i.e. a whore) who spends his days harassing people on the internet (i.e. a dick)?

OK, I was just trying to get a rise out of bess. The funniest part is all of you assclowns that think you need to defend her sensibilities.

so basically you were trying to get her attention and she ignored you? wow, random banker is even sadder than i'd originally thought.

This whole situation was a lot funnier when I was able to imagine that Random Banker was actually Bess's parents anonymously venting their disappointment.

RB: now that we've established you were "just trying to get a rise out of bess," can you explain why you thought she'd respond to your douchebag attempt?

here comes RB to backtrack and say "You guys didn't realize i was kidding"? This ain't amateur hour punk

Yeah that's right, I was looking for attention and she ignored me. I'm so sad I don't know what to do... how will I live with myself?

Random Banker is just upset because he has to work during the Festival of lights.
2girls1cup is for fags watch the pain olympics at http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Gen...

Here's the clue that I was kidding. "Or trying to properly discipline your mind to write the firm stream of consciousness poem in iambic-pentameter?"

It was clearly a joke.

What makes all of you homos think Bess will respond when you tell her you want to bang her or fawn over her like 15 year old internet fan boys?

I think random banker is Ron Paul.

Bess is the closest thing i have to a girlfriend

enuff of dis sh@#! RB got it right bros, unfortunately...

@ RB's 2:43 comment. Seeing as how you were "trying to get a rise out of her," you're just as bad as the fawning ones, though using the 2nd grade, pull her ponytail on the playground tactic.

"What makes all of you homos think Bess will respond when you tell her you want to bang her or fawn over her like 15 year old internet fan boys?"

Um, didn't you say you thought she would respond to you?

RB has it right in that BL isn't going to bang any of the fan boys, but not in his lameass attempt to make her feel bad about working for DealBreaker.

Does anyone know why the two girls eat their own poops from a cup?

http://www.2girls1cup.com

I bet they wish they had some MIke's to wash that shit down...like washing down shit with piss, ha

I think RB is Tim Sykes. Damn that's rough!

only a philistine would eat poop without using proper utensils, etc.

that was really really disgusting

Random Banker

you're a CHIMP

http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Gen... is the best video on the world wide wen.

bnp paribas party is at bridgwaters in south street

yeah m...the post says that.

Senator, check it: www.tyranny.org

sorry: http://www.tyranny.org

i am not nor have i ever been gay.

i think Random Banker is Seth Peck

I think Random Banker is Ron Paul

You are a looser if you don't vote for ron paul you friggen finance greedy people. i don't need a colege degree to knoe that ron paul is the best hope for america

2:58, of all the fucked up shit I've seen in my life that is by far the most fucked up.

DB should start "ronpaulfacts.com"...it helped my career.

www.ronpaulfacts.com

not lying, could you perhaps be in sales? Your gullibility in clicking on the link without reading up on it first is the reason why spammers make so much money.

I know what it's about, and I choose not to see it. People have posted videos of people's response while watching the video. Plus, if you read up on the dude who put it out there, he mentions they often use chocolate pudding instead of crap.

I really find Bess pretty interesting in how she operates...she'll quote you from any silly post you've made from awhile back, but won't respond to you immediately. Way to up the ante and keep an aura of mystery. She owns all of you guys (and we might as well be a bunch of 6th graders)... ;)

"she'll quote you from any silly post you've made from awhile back, but won't respond to you immediately."

Bess is really a dude. Seriously.

5:09

The original post. Anal and HAM.

but novice, she didn't quote from them...?