This Wasn't Included In The 'Journal' Takedown Because Why, Exactly?
Before we send this off into the universe, I would just like to note a few things. First, what we're about to show you is horrifically immature, and if it's meant to be a joke, will probably only succeed in getting our 12 year-old boy readers to laugh, and probably only half of them at that. Second, we've received it from no fewer than twenty people meaning maybe, fingers crossed, I'm not sure in which direction, that it's real. Third, that it's NSFW, unless you work in an environment that's unusually accepting of you watching videos featuring scantily clad old white men. And last, that I believe it to be an impostor who's a good 20 pounds heavier than the real thing. But since I've never seen the big guy without his shirt on, I leave it to you: is this Jimmy Cayne?











Comments
the journal will do something on it tomorrow.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 12:51 PM
Bess, why isn't "wow" an option? That's my only reaction.
Also, I think that watching that is probably going to get me fired, but whatever, I needed some time off
Posted by: AJ | December 17, 2007 12:51 PM
EYES. BURNING. EYES. BURNING. EYES. BURNING.
Posted by: ajw | December 17, 2007 12:53 PM
When I asked him if I left my briefs at his place, the motherfucker said No.
Posted by: It's real. | December 17, 2007 12:53 PM
Will have to wait to watch this until I get home. However, is this like when the tabloids paste the cover stories about which celebrities are in shape and which ones are fat?
Posted by: WDE | December 17, 2007 12:53 PM
If you can picture the face Stewie makes when he wakes up sucking on Peter's nipple, the face of sheer horror, well, that is what I imagine my face looked like when I watched this. For those of you who can't watch this, let me tell you i'm actually huddled in the fetal position under my desk as I write this, if that gives you any idea what you're missing.
Please forward this to HR @ Bear, see what they think about it.
Posted by: Anal_yst | December 17, 2007 12:57 PM
There's no way that's Jimmy. As you said, he's much lighter than that, especially after the recent hospital stay.
Also, don't ever show me anything like that again.
Posted by: John Carney` | December 17, 2007 01:00 PM
ahahahahahhahahahh!
let's see how those clowns at bear like it now (although they can't see this video until they get home).
Posted by: renee | December 17, 2007 01:03 PM
HOTTT
Posted by: HAM'05 | December 17, 2007 02:04 PM
HAM'05, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 02:11 PM
and by hot i mean its blocked, but oh man i cant wait to go home
Posted by: HAM'05 | December 17, 2007 02:12 PM
Dear Ms Levin -- It is the studied opinion of our Media Affairs Department and the New York State Attorney General's Office that, by posting the aforementioned video, you have violated several municipal and state statutes against pornography, obscenity, and cruelty to animals. Please cease and desist immediately.
You should expect to be contacted shortly by the Attorney General's Office and the New York City Police Department for questioning. We recommend that you put on clean underwear.
By the way, did we mention that we shit our pants watching your video?
Fondly,
The Office of Mike
Posted by: The Office of Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg | December 17, 2007 02:13 PM
That gave me a boner.
Posted by: Larry Craig | December 17, 2007 02:22 PM
ridiculous, Bloomberg. everyone knows bess doesn't wear underwear. http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/05/ten_reasons_why_i_love_bess_le_1.php
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 02:23 PM
That gave me a boner.
Posted by: Larry Craig | December 17, 2007 02:24 PM
That gave me a boner.
Posted by: Larry Craig | December 17, 2007 02:24 PM
Dont call it a comeback...I've been lurking around
FYI - For the teeniest of ballers, the art students league holiday show is going on now on 57th and 7th - they have a ton of crap for sale and a gem or two if you've got a good eye. May get lucky and catch the next ron white...
Posted by: HAM'05 | December 17, 2007 02:27 PM
Funny this is all the fags that watched this video are pitching a tent right now. They cut out the part where he hold up a sign that says I am a ron paul supporter.
Posted by: slimjim | December 17, 2007 02:33 PM
HAM @2:27 What gets me hot is you talking like that. Shows you're sensitive and artsy. There was a suggestion last week that you take part in a three way with Seton Hall '07 and WES '06, but pirate-boy would have none of it.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 02:48 PM
Because i'm not gay. if Wes and HAM want to dock each other, good for them. i'll stick to banging my GF up the ass
Posted by: Seton Hall '07 | December 17, 2007 02:52 PM
@2:48 - CARNEY, Is that you?
wtf is seton hall?
Posted by: HAM'05 | December 17, 2007 02:54 PM
Banging your GF in the ass is just a thing closet fags do to pretend they are not gay. bang her in the puss. The ass is exit only unless you like shit on your dick.
Posted by: slimjim | December 17, 2007 03:00 PM
see 2:52. Supposedly a rugby boy.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 03:02 PM
Ugh. Seton Hall is not an LAC.
Posted by: WES '06 | December 17, 2007 03:03 PM
a*
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 03:06 PM
you queers have good memories. i did play rugby
Posted by: Seton Hall '07 | December 17, 2007 03:55 PM
SH '07 You should check out ruggerbuggers.com Its a site for gay rugby players. There's apparently a lot of em.
Posted by: Anonymous | December 17, 2007 04:34 PM
@ 4:34 - do you know where i can find a similar site, except for tennis players?
(i can't stop watching that video and reading the first six words of slimjim's last post...)
Posted by: seth peck | December 17, 2007 04:40 PM
I'm really getting tired of this seth peck character. WTF - who puts their actual name on DB anyways? All his comments somehow center around dudes. I guess he cant help it with a name like peck...
Posted by: sickandtired | December 17, 2007 04:55 PM
I wonder if SH '07 is actually SHP '07, in which case HAM '05 I suggest you check his ID before buggering his rugby ass.
Posted by: Anal_yst | December 17, 2007 11:27 PM