You Will Never Please Meredith Whitney

Posted by Bess Levin, Dec 12, 2007, 2:27pm

meredithwhitney.jpgCIBC analyst Meredith said today that Citigroup's conference call to announce Vikram Pandit as CEO went "poorly...as the details were scant and the tone was defensive." To Whitney's credit, she conceded that had the details flowed like Mike's HL and the tone been lighthearted, her report probably would have reamed out the bank for trying to "distract us with particulars and failing to focus on the bigger picture" and "using a tone so delusionally optimistic, given the circumstances, that we wouldn't be surprised if the Citi brass spent its afternoons locked in Win Bischoff's office snorting E and wondering aloud why everyone's always "ragging on the 'group."

In related news, Morgan Stanley said it agrees with Bob Rub about shorting Citigroup in 2008.

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Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:44PM

Mike's Hard Lemonade, what R Kelly uses to pour on underage girls when he runs out of urine.

Posted by A-Non, Dec 12, 2007 2:48PM

Oh, I'm sure I could...

Posted by snowblower, Dec 12, 2007 2:49PM

can one snort E? I though it was injested orally

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 2:52PM

Isn't she married to a pro-wrestler?

Posted by Anonymosity, Dec 12, 2007 2:53PM

One can snort Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 12, 2007 2:55PM

Thats correct because MHL got its automatic cap opener backstage pass revoked

Posted by Uncultured 12:54, Dec 12, 2007 2:55PM

@ 2:52 - I believe Bradshaw.

Posted by @ Snowblower, Dec 12, 2007 3:19PM

It's called Molly, I had an interesting Freshman year of college.

Posted by Anonymous, Dec 12, 2007 3:34PM

@3:19 - haha cute...

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 3:39PM

If someone basically gave my company awaw for free I would be pissed too.

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 3:43PM

One can snort E but the new thing now with the fags is to plug it.

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:08PM

damn, i thought we could get through one day without slimjim's homophobic ravings

Posted by , Dec 12, 2007 4:41PM

So this gal has ascended to "one name" status just because she got Chuck Prince fired?

Posted by slimjim, Dec 12, 2007 4:50PM

Meredith is a fine piece while Chuck Prince is a loser. All you need to know.

Posted by just me, Dec 12, 2007 5:39PM

whats her bra size?

Posted by anon, Dec 12, 2007 6:34PM

her views were so weak i would literally turn off the volume when she would speak on fox's saturday morning program.

i thought it was the blond haired host of the program that was married to bradshaw...but bradshaw it is.

Posted by Very Impressed, Dec 13, 2007 5:35PM

Anyone got her email address?

Posted by her poppa, Dec 16, 2007 1:44AM

Easy for a third class analyst to chuck dirt. never really heard her throwing 'buy' recommendations but hell on wall street when u want to 'buy' something u beat it to the grave to buy it cheap and wait and watch wont b long till the same analyst turns their 'sell' into a 'buy' given they have accumulated a ton of it. heard of the warren buffet s & the bill miller. never heard of whoever she is. a dime a dozen for these trashy wallstreet ceo cock sucking hos. ............financial analysts hahahaha i know the games fm wallstreet far too well.

Posted by guest, Feb 25, 2008 4:08PM

Nice dog callar

Posted by guest, Feb 25, 2008 4:56PM

OK Dealbreaker pls add an updated pic.

Your pic seems to be a MySpace/Facebook shot from the 90s...ala airbrushing.

Warning to all guys that abov ethe nech shots are misleading....

http://www.cameroncole.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=News_Babes/Fox_News/Meredith_Whitney&image=200605160022.jpg&img=&tt=


She is considerably chunkier and fatter per below (check out that thigh)...stick a fork in that Thunder Thigh.

http://www.cameroncole.com/cgi-bin/imageFolio.cgi?action=view&link=News_Babes/Fox_News/Meredith_Whitney&image=200605160019.jpg&img=&tt=

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