Ex Lax
Earlier today, we gave you a taste of the latest toy seeking kept-boy status as part of PocketChangeNYC's upcoming (2/7!) speed dating event for "rich older women and hot younger men." This particular BT was a lacrosse playing derivatives broker named Tom. Not bad on the eyes, and appeared to have a summer share down the shore which equalled points in Blarney's book. Later, Tom contacted us to express his displeasure at seeing the photos he'd sent to PCNYC up on our site. And then he contacted us again. And then he contacted us a third time. Below is the transcript.
From: [redacted]To: tips@dealbreaker.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:36 PM
Subject: DealBreaker Tip
Who can I talk to about removing the post “just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight?” I don’t know where this came from but would like it to be removed.
______________________________________________________________________
From: bess@dealbreaker.comTo: [redacted]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:13 PM
Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip
Hi Tim, I am out of the country right now. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I return.
________________________________________________________________________From: [redacted]
To: tips@dealbreaker.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:44 PM
Subject: DealBreaker Tip
Is there any way you can remove my picture from the post “just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight”? I don’t know how the pictures ended up on the site or who they came from but would appreciate it if they are removed. Thanks.
________________________________________________________________________From: bess@dealbreaker.com
To: [redacted]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:14 PM
Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip
Hi Tim, I am having snacks right now. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I return.
________________________________________________________________________From: [redacted]
To: tips@dealbreaker.com
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 4:46 PM
Subject: DealBreaker Tip
Listen, I'm serious. I need to talk to someone about removing the post "just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight" from your site right now.
________________________________________________________________________From: bess@dealbreaker.com
To: [redacted]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:15 PM
Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip
Hi Tim, I'm playing a computer game that takes up my whole screen. I will think about whether or not to do something about your request and contact you when I run out of lives.
__________________________________________________________________________From: bess@dealbreaker.com
To: [redacted]
Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2008 5:15 PM
Subject: RE: DealBreaker Tip
Just kidding about those last ones. I'll remove your picture now
In retrospect, I should've just replied to all queries with this.
--Charlie Gasparino in New York contributed to this report.
Comments
oh my god bess
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 06:36 PM
the replacement shots on the original post = amazing
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 06:49 PM
great stuff
Posted by: larry | January 23, 2008 06:56 PM
Not to state the obvious, but how many times do these retards have to realize that when they post stupid shit on the internets (or send flaming emails that are forwarded to every bank on Wall St, and the one in Charlette), this shit is in the public domain?
Posted by: Mike's. Hard. Lemonade. | January 23, 2008 07:06 PM
Mmmmmm. He sounds fiesty.
Posted by: L. Craig | January 23, 2008 07:09 PM
that was a priceless email exchange. on both ends.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 07:15 PM
love the aim away message reference
"I'm playing a computer game that takes up my whole screen"
Posted by: big r | January 23, 2008 07:22 PM
Bess,
Posts like this make me want to take you to second base. And go in head-first, like Pete Rose.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 07:36 PM
nice AD reference, 7:36
Posted by: fake Ron Howard | January 23, 2008 08:00 PM
From the time stamp it would appear that Bess didn't send her clever responses in sequence - a bit deceiving but still funny I guess. She got the initial and follow-up emails from this guy, then decided to reply back all at once. Kind of disappointing.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 08:34 PM
what are you talking about dude? that's teh best part, the fact that he sent all three emails in a span of ten minutes without ever having heard back from bess. his urgency in getting "just me and my lax stick kicking it tonight" off the site is hilarious.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 08:55 PM
The replacement photos are HILARIOUS. Nice score, Bess
-mrp
Posted by: mrpink | January 23, 2008 10:02 PM
Thanks for introducing me to someecards.com. Check out the sympathy cards; they're the best.
Posted by: Disinterested Observer | January 24, 2008 01:00 AM
i need ex lax
Posted by: Cup Girl | January 24, 2008 02:03 AM
wait why did you have to take the pictures down though? did kobre kim threaten you again?
DB bends like a reed in the wind.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 24, 2008 07:53 AM
Uh, can you at least link to his picture then? really this should be preserved for posterity
Posted by: Anonymous | January 24, 2008 07:56 AM
making b/c she's not evil?
Posted by: Anonymous | January 24, 2008 08:31 AM
bess you hear that? they are doubting whether you are evil.
i think it is closer to a question about journalistic integrity than evil or not. this is a tabloid after all.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 24, 2008 08:54 AM
Bess, amazing
Posted by: AJ | January 24, 2008 09:41 AM
Oh my.
Usually I don't post here. I'm a lawyer and above all these monkeyshines. But Bess, I have hopelessly and irrevocably fallen in love with you.
-- ET!
Posted by: enjointhis | January 24, 2008 10:01 AM
I think the lesson we can all learn from this is if you're going to post pictures on the internet, they should only be naked because at least then when a bunch of jerks make fun of you, they'll be doing it from home and not from work.
Posted by: 36th Chamber | January 24, 2008 10:20 AM
hahah this is fabulous, especiallly that last comment @ 36th chamber
Posted by: girl | January 24, 2008 10:27 AM
She's funny and sweet. Like the drycleaner's daughter I met last night.
Posted by: Billium | January 24, 2008 11:27 AM
My curiousity is Bess male or female or both?
Posted by: curious George | January 24, 2008 10:59 PM