I'll be the first to admit that we haven't exactly had our priorities in line around here. Too much time spent focussing on the market crashing and not enough on the stuff that really matters, like a speed dating event for Sugar Mamas and Boy Toys, and whether or not a tube top is appropriate attire for Ron Blarney's next appearance on CNBC. The latter we can check off the list right now: it is (tube tops can be casual yet serious, and slutty without being skanky, making them the perfect choice, especially for RB's shoulders). With that out of the way, let's move on to scrutinizing today's 18-35 year old male toy. He's a 26 year old derivatives broker named Tom, and even if not everyone in the audience gets down with co-ed naked rape, I think we can all agree that the strategically placed lacrosse stick is a nice touch, as is the red solo cup, and the towel on the couch. Basically, what I'm getting at, is that none of you are too good to pass up a weekend at what appears to be Tom's summer share (in Long Beach?), and if you'd like, I'll put you in touch. (Later in the show, we'll spotlight a eunuch from Citigroup, information we know on account of the fact that in posing for photos, he took a cue from towel boy Tanner, and then took it one step further. No athletic equipment to speak of but good lighting and cool novelty sunglasses. )
-- Steven A. Cohen in Stamford, Ct., contributed to this report.
Posted by , Jan 23, 2008 11:52AM
wtf is with Bessy double posting shit recently, I didn't think she was old enough to drink on the job -cheers!