ha ha
very cool

Fantastic. Time to sit back and watch the fur fly!

wow erin, she actually gave this interview? don't these people have publicists or something? what a greedy bitch.

Oh yeah? Why do I only get to see "headshots" then?

Wow, what a fucken bitch!

Something snatched one of the original headline's words!!~

HEY - What happen to the previous headline...

Map To Erin Burnett's SNATCH

C'mon Bess, you should've gone one better:

#9 Beat a path to my beaver, buy me a fur coat.

the scary thing is that some moron is going to do this for her. she needs the "collar" for this

#5...i tried that idea once....but it wasn't a gift so much as a HINT...

doesn't go over so well i tell ya, i call bullshit on her list of "things i need but am to cheap to buy"

#9 eat my ass, erin

i hate that bitch...

she might as well add "don't cum in my mouth." what a hi maint. bitch.

#9...eat my ass erin burnett

i hate that bitch.

round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand

We have ways of dealing with 'exceptional' women like her...

Erin, ignore these ppl, they are freaking bored....

What is she going to do for me?

How about I send you, your girlfriends, and your parents to Kandahar, Afghanistan where you can really put that mountain bike to use. And if you get captured and gang-raped by the Taliban as an infidel whore while your girlfriend and parents are raped and beheaded. After your dramatic rescue and the resulting horrible facial disfigurement from being caught in the crossfire, then maybe the Yoga instructor can work out all the stress of that trauma while you relate this story to Cormac McCarthy and Don DeLillo over a nice steak dinner at Peter Luger?

You c**t.

I have new found loathing for that f* c*! all this time, I thought the nice smiling face I see every morning on tv was a wholesome family type. now the truth comes out, she's just another money grubbing w...she must get it from maria.

Dear Erin,

After this I know I should be upset with you, but I just can't find the energy. I'm more disappointed than hurt right now. I think we should see other people.

Damn, it's all ruined now.

Thank you

Agreed. Total cuntrag (is that one word or two? hypehanted? i never know)

Girls like this make maximilia cordero want to grow his dick back.

whoa nellie i dont even know where to start w this

it's okay guys, let's all calm down, erin is someone else's problem anyway. let's not go and ruin our 2008 by getting all excited here.

"it doesn't affect you, eddie, you're not human"

Map to Recruiting Me to Work for BS

Give me enough money so I can:

1. Buy a vacation.

2. Pick a vacation, and then buy it .

3. Buy my parents a vacation.

4. Buy a yoga instructor.

5. Buy an expensive stationary bike.

6. Buy a couple of famous authors to dine with (simultaneously).

7. Buy a personal chef.

8. Buy a vacation.

9. Buy Erin Burnett

whoa nellie i dont even know where to start w this

She take my money well I'm in need
Yeah she's a trifflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me

She isn't hot enough for a list like that. I think the best she could get would be a car ride to the Hamptons, but just for the day.

I am not a bot, I'm a minister in Iowa and I'm going to vote for Ron Paul at the caucus tonight because he will take this entitled bitch over his knee and whip the shit out of her, just like Jesus intended.

nice, the misogyny is flying now

every minister in Iowa's telling the flock to vote for Mike Huckabee

That wouldn't stop me from Space Docking with her.

@ 4:53, not even, i'd make her take the jitney back.

@ girl - that might be the best comment of the day, amongst some pretty solid ones

how long will it take her to retract her statement/article tomorrow? I'm guessing 9:15 am. I can hear it now: "c'mon, guys, I was just kidding". yeah right, b*! I think we need a DB poll on this one.

inIT4the$, did you happen to be dating Erin? If so, I'm sorry for ya. Unless if she was indeed tongue-in-cheek.

Gold-digger alert. Where's that girl who wanted the guy who makes $500K+? At least she floated the idea of marriage after all that trouble - Erin...she *might* be impressed.

9. Pay to have my beak fixed.

@ Anal-yst - flattery will get you everywhere

@5:04 Thanks DB for posting this gem, which is now being digested by we masters of the universe that live in the best nabes in the most important and influential city on earth. Frequent the best clubs, dine in the finest restaurants and buy our clothes in the finest shops. I'm sure Ms. Erin will be issuing a denial any second now.

Doesn't matter that Mens Health has been out for awhile and read by a gazillion people. Those rubes are nowhere near as important as we are.

did you read it before now 5:17? yeah, that's what i thought.

you win this round bess, but i will be back monday fully erect.

Is DB censoring slimjim's comments? I thought I read something about eating, boxes and farts.

@5:18 - how right you are...she thought she could fly her a$$ under the rader by writing for gay men's health. bess knows what's up, she knew that we would take that no good b* to task for this. btw, my gf thinks that if EB had bigger titts, the male writers wouldn't have a problem with the list. I think not, other perspectives?

@5:18 - how right you are...she thought she could fly her a$$ under the rader by writing for gay men's health. bess knows what's up, she knew that we would take that no good b* to task for this. btw, my gf thinks that if EB had bigger tits, the male writers wouldn't have a problem with the list. I think not, other perspectives?

SlimJim's original message was this:
"f-ck f-ck c-nt. you all are f@gs. i hate you and you g@y bastards. grrrrr"

Thankfully DBs new DBag blocker rewrote it for him.

@Girl, you did have the best comment on the board today. It was the only funny, subtle, witty comment. Keep 'em coming.

5:28 - your gf is right

@5:29 Wrong: Men's Health is for straight boys. Men's Fitness is gay.

(Details = young gay; GQ = older gay; Esquire = straight (which is why its so lame with regard to any advice that relates in any way to fashion, food, style; its good only if you need to know how to find yr gf's clitoris))

Anal-yst and girl why don't you two just get a (chat) room and (cyber) make-out. This shit, is getting gross

@5:43: What's Men's Vogue? don't say gay. I live my life by that magazine's edicts. Did you see the piece in there original issue on Dan Loeb? That is my greatest aspiration.

5:43: Aw hell. I had a choice between the three and elected for GQ for the better sense of style than Esquire and the lower Log Cabin Republican quotient than Details. Please tell me that I'm not turning into Gore Vidal.

I'll echo RB on Men's Vogue. No more bad news, please.

6:04--

You are not turning into Gore Vidal.

@5:51 RB I would say gay. But that means it has a gay sensibility, not that everyone that reads it is gay.

If you enjoy it, I would consider you evolved and confident. (Different from a metrosexual, which is just any guy with a good haircut and clean nails). You may even have a gay friend or two. Cool, fit guys that you knew from college when they were still straight and are now fun to hang with on occasion. Maybe even grab an after work drink with at Therapy and laugh after about how you got hit on by some analyst from GS with hot pecs.

Well I have no problem with "the gays", I don't even mind closet cases like SlimJim. That being said, I don't think Men's Vogue, or Esquire or even Details is any more "gay" than any fashion forward magazine would be. In other words, just cause I'm hot doesn't make everyone else gay... you know what I'm sayin, player?

Slimjim reads them all

Re: #1 on her list

so to her, a great vacation needs to have: nothing, AIDS, or cannibals

what an fucken reetart

Eh yo, Erin got outed by a closet homo operation hahaha... too funny.

Just goes to show how vapid and ignorant half the "ib' f%cks who read db are, come on f%cknutz, how much clearer could it have been that that this big nosed, duck hunting, gold digging hag bag was just another money grubbing c%nt from the sticks looking for her sugar daddy. I bet she'll be a fully 'reformed' rug muncher in 2 years time- she already loks haggard, and that with apprx. $5k of makeup and 'work' per day pumped into this slag daily on the bullhorn network.

yeah byatch- "buy me this, buy me that, buy me...."

Why don't you go buy me five condoms and ball pin hammer, then maybe you "please my palate" byaaattch!

Holla

2. Someone who will buy me a decent wardrobe, or at least help me move on from the Filene's Basement look.

RB @6:45 Key words are "no more gay than any other fashion forward mag.." Fashion forward is just not something 90% of straight guys care about or don't even notice, so therefore its gay. They dress in a way thats not offensive, possibly attractive (on them at least if they're good looking guys), but no way fashion forward. As I said above, the fact that you're in that 10% doesn't mean yr gay. Just that yr a little more out there than most straight guys when it comes to matters of style.

what's up with Erin's CITI trader boyfriend? isn't he good enough? ask this guy if you happen to know him.

Don't you think that magazine belongs to her bf?
I think Erin is not trying to impress anyone.It must have been that the boyfriend has been doing those stuff otherwise ,she won't admit in Washinton Post Interview that she "is in a relationship" with a guy in financial service.

carney, anything about Erin makes the "comments"so busy.

Few points, no particular order:

1. Girl meet me in Town Hall 117. RB, if you're lucky we'll let you watch...

2. I'd venture to say at least 1/2 of the younger crowd on the Street is at least subconsciously fashion-forward. Just because most aren't fashion snobs that demand Zenga/Gucci -or nothing doesn't mean ya can't be well-dressed. Or well kempt/in shape (although ib hours/seamlessweb seriously f#ck with makes that difficult)

3. New York Boat Show this weekend. Erin, if you want to win my heart I'll take an Azimut Jumbo.

what about 8 ways to Bess Levin's heart?

some of you lot are mental. gang-raped by the taliban? nice one

so the girl likes going on holiday and people buying her presents. so fricken what? grow up

Is she into oral after anal?

Esquire was decent about 10 years ago, but today it's like "Air America: The Magazine." Since when is the Modern Gentleman some Keith Olbermann-style fruit who bitches about Bush 24/7 and looks up to Sean Penn and John Walker Lindh?

erin is probably the golddigger slut on craigslist.

@just me, yes i'm sure she does ass-to-mouth

But does she do ass to ass with another girl? That is the question my friend.

Erin Burnett rules.

alright kids, Erin was just trying to be sarcastic because she knows that dude does not EXIST!
She does not need a guy ,she can afford all of those stuff. she now earns more than a million and comes from a well-to-do family.
A loser would act negatively to that list as opposed to confident and secured men.It's behavioral pyschology.
I heard the sell of Men's Health mag went up.

slim @9:36 Here's how it works: You match a nut with a bolt, or possibly match two bolts if one of them has a nut threaded at the end of it already (see "docking"). What you're suggesting is like rubbing two nuts together. How is that gonna stimulate anyone?

Watch the end of Requiem for a Dream. It will explain it for you.

Rebbeca Jarvis now firmly #1 on the list

What the hell? Who would come up with a list like this? Granted, DB punched it up a little, but only a little. I still like her better than the Cash Cow, though.

And no, we can't have a president named Huckabee. That's just stupid. Think about it. "President Huckabee". If he was the reincarnation of John Adams or something, okay...maybe...but this guy is just some God-spewing rustic.

@10:04 your mom rubbed my two nuts together in her mouth and it was quite pleasurable

ps, it would be done with a two-headed dildo cmon man use your imagination

@10:43 Actually my moms been dead a long time so I dont think so. May have been my dads nuts in yr mouth.

Actually, the dildo thing occured to me but I thought that it couldnt be since slim would never pass up on the opportunity to get that word into his post.

I want to freeze my poopies and use as a dildo.

You can bet this shit is all someone's fantasy idea. Totally untrue BUT, I want to AMEN Dranoes feeling about preferring Erin to the CASH COW. Jan 4 10:35 AM, good entry.

from the other half:

Erin Burnett – What The Boys Wanted Her to Say

1. Scratch Your Bag
Any guy who can touch himself in front of me really has a great level of comfort with himself. I admire that.

2. Buy Me a New Rack
You could unlock my heart by helping me get bigger hooters. I love to make you happy, and hope to eventually get some DD’s.

3. Do Something Special for Yourself
You are important to me, so seeing you buy round-trip business-class tickets for you and a pal to go to Vegas lets me see you taking care of #1.

4. Insult Me
My ego is too big, so I'd be impressed if you thought to tell me I was getting a bit heavy or not-quite pretty enough from time to time.

5. Help Me Work Out
Actually, referring to my fat ass in front of others would really help motivate me. Thanks in advance!

6. Edify Me
Do you know what “edify” means, lover boy? Reading is a passion of mine, so a gathering with a couple of YOUR favorite authors – William Patterson and Jenna Jameson…oh, forget it, I know you don’t read! Who needs books when you’ve got cable?

7. Find a good stripper
Hiring a woman to rub her tits in your face really helps me understand how sensitive you are.

8. Send Me Packing
A man who recognizes the importance of my time by myself. If you tell me to get lost or ignore my calls, I’ll love you even more.

This has got to be a joke. My guess is that she has no interest in having a bf- works waaay too many hours, 6 days a week.

She was also probably laughing so hard and/or fantasizing that she could barely type this out.

Interesting choice of favorite authors...

There is no way a guy would do this for her- at least one under 75 yrs old and she KNOWS that.

Add on to Buy Me List:

# 9. Buy me CITI Group, Morgan Stanley,Merryl Lynch,Bear Sterns and Blackstone for not only you'll be my hero but by the whole nation as well.That way you'll be assured the Bestman job on my wedding with CEO of a Sovereign Wealth Fund.

# 10. Convince the Fed to cut .50 bps. You'll get a kiss from me everyday until the next fed meeting because this is the only way I can save myself from a scary Cramer Fed rant.Besides, I don't know where I kept my infamous giraffe outfit that nobody likes.

BESS LIED TO US GANG. She said Friday a users guide to laying pipe in Maria Bartiromo. There's a guy named Thomson who could tell us.

8. Send Me Packing

A man who recognizes the importance of my time with the girls is a keeper. A long weekend spa getaway for my sisters and me would be perfection.

THAT I'd like to do - if your sisters look like you and you and your sisters ALL worship the c0ck that sprung for the trip - oh, and most important - dont talk!

Erin may be selfish and greedy, but at least she's not funny.

She and Maria Buttaroma should put out a sex tape next. Or maybe a thighmaster infomercial.

M. Brennan is the hottie on that channel.

anyone like to think about Sue Herrera naked?

(urgh.... scuse me, i just threw up in my mouth a little.)

Isn't this the witch who was laughing awhile back about the tons of lead-drenched crap being imported here from China, and tut-tutting that "China is important to us" and "we'd best not antagonize them" -?

9) Beak Tweak

I'm a Michelle Caruso-Cabrera fan myself.

How much does Ms. Burnett charge per hour and does she provide GFE?

Feminism is working well for women. Give her a soft, high paying job, yet she still asks men to pay her way. I feel sorry for he fool that marries her.

Erin BUrnett states that one of her favorite books is The Blue Sword, a fantasy novel about a young girl w/special powers who is better than everyone else, is kidnapped (Freudian) and vanquishes all the bad evil men to become a Queen.

"the scary thing is that some moron is going to do this for her."
Posted by: archie

Yes and I'am that moron! because the sex will be absolutely amazing. Trust me she's worth it.

Ok I've had enough with you pathetic losers. she has nephews and nieces who could come across this. You should be ashamed with your vulgarity and that includes you too Bess you Bitch, how dare you for writing that title if anyone is a whore its you.

Ok I've had enough with you pathetic losers. she has nephews and nieces who could come across this. You people should be ashamed with your vulgarity and that includes you too Bess you Bitch, how dare you for writing that title if anyone is a whore its you.

"You people should be ashamed with your vulgarity....you Bitch....whore..."

Why are people surprised by this? She started out in investment banking, after all.

did anybody see the 5376 in the title isn't that erin's DOB I bet it was her who wrote that

She may want all this...but to say it in print is just lame. lol I mean, she's hot and well-educated and interviews princes and billionaires for a living...of course she can land a mega-richy-Rich...but this article makes her sound like a money whore...and maybe she is.

ain't she a Gold Digger?