Market Movers: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
Fox Business's "Happy Hour" had the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders on yesterday as the third installment of a thirty-part series entitled "Hot Bitches For Cody To Make A Fool Of Himself In Front Of" (parts one and two were the strippers and Neil Patrick Harris, respectively; CNBC's Charlie Gasparino is slated for part four). Apparently the girls are partnered with a plumbing company called "Roto-Rooters" which opened the door for Cody to ask "When does the reality show 'Pimp My Toilet' come out?" and the redhead to fake laugh at the joke. The best part of the skit is when Rebecca asks if the cowgirls are getting paid for promoting bathroom fixtures and Polly Pocket responds that while they answer may be "yes," it's honestly just an honor to be able to work with them [the plumbers]. Also up there is blondie's last name-- Swicegood. And when Cody goes, "Okay, I want to talk business with you." And basically just the entire thing. Yeah, I love it all.
Comments
that's not all they moved
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 09:38 AM
fucking fox
Posted by: (not that i'm complaining) | January 23, 2008 09:39 AM
Lowest common denominator.
Fox really has been gunning for the Dave Ramsey/Suze Orman sophistication crowd, but even they may think this stuff is absolute drivel.
Posted by: Nominate me | January 23, 2008 09:49 AM
Polly Pockets. brilliant.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 10:05 AM
Cody just proving time and time again that he cant close. Also, Im sure jerry Jones had these girls canned as soon as they said they were rooting for his sworn enemy.
Posted by: JMAN | January 23, 2008 10:14 AM
at least they're not as dumb as the strippers so...yea, high five
Posted by: EE | January 23, 2008 10:41 AM
I didn't even watch it.
God, I hate Cody.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 11:09 AM
I think I speak for everyone here when I say I would rather eat canapes made from dick cheese on crackers than watch an FBN video clip. Please, no more.
Posted by: Blah | January 23, 2008 11:25 AM
Cody? haha talk about a name that fits the person perfectly.
Posted by: just saying... | January 23, 2008 11:28 AM
any reports from the SLM call? i didnt have the heart to listen today, the earnings calls are usually SOOOOO boring
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 11:28 AM
It would be an insult to mentally handicapped people to simply call Cody retarded, because he is beyond retarded, he is the Uber-tard.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 11:34 AM
@ blah
you speak for yourself and i would ask you to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 11:37 AM
rebecca gomez in a cheerleader outfit
ohyez
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 11:48 AM
When the Doogie-Cody Sex Tape becomes public, will you please post clips? Thank you.
Posted by: GrrlsGoneWild | January 23, 2008 11:56 AM
You know, I was practically speechless after watching the clip. It got me down and then I read 11:25...and had a huge laugh. So overall, a positive experience. You shut the fuck up 11:37!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 03:33 PM
You know, I was practically speechless after watching the clip. It got me down and then I read 11:25...and had a huge laugh. So overall, a positive experience. You shut the fuck up 11:37!
Posted by: Anonymous | January 23, 2008 03:35 PM