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Idea for hedge fund website

Think: TheFunded.com but for hedge funds

TheFunded.com is a community...to research, rate, and review [venture capitalists] worldwide.

Ideas to improve the usability of DealBreaker.com

Ok, this place needs something more than cosmetic. Frankly, things have been a bit dull and Billy Ash and CDO blowups are just not getting a rise out of anyone anymore, sorry to say.

How about a Babe of the Day feature – real trading firms, hedge funds, banks, etc. would submit candidates and you guys would select one to feature everyday.

And, they should be a real chicks, not that fake bullshit like on “First Time Anal Cum Swallowers #9”.

Whatdayathunk?

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Entry: Ideas to improve the usability of DealBreaker.com

posted by Self

Feb 20, 2008 4:51PM

How about I bitch-slap you pissy-whinny pussies?

I ain't Bess. I ain't Carney.
Tell it to someone who cares.

This comment section is about Babes. Smooth, silky, sexy BABES.

If you got nothin to say 'bout BABES, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Entry: Full Service Bank

posted by Self

Feb 25, 2008 11:30AM

I'd like to make a...uh-hem...deposit.

Entry: Idea for hedge fund website

posted by Self

Apr 04, 2008 5:22PM

Yup.

So,
if you are were getting ready to leave the Investment Bank and launch your own fund,
then your boss could say, "He worked for me, is a solid guy, has a unnatural sixth-sense about investing, and I'm sad to see him move on."

Or,
if you are a top notch analyst and have just gotten a sweetheart offer from XYZ Fund,
then you can check out if other people who have worked there like it.

Entry: Fortress: How Dare You Denigrate Our Losses By Calling Them Losses

posted by Self

May 13, 2008 5:56PM

LMFAO

I vote Wes (his pants) Edens DOUCHEBAG of the week!