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Entry: Bar Exam Results Open Thread: New York Today, Texas Tomorrow
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 05, 2009 2:48PM
Congrats to Texas Southern, while 71% is still woefully miserable that's well off their typical abortion quality performance.
Entry: Caption Contest Friday: How Can We Get Back To Here?
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 06, 2009 12:49PM
The maroon pleather sectional says I can afford the finer things in life, but the children's toys say CPS is on the way.
Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 06, 2009 11:19PM
Headless, get cancer.
Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 07, 2009 1:51PM
@16 This makes at least the 3rd time. He gave the same speech (verbatim) at the Dallas Great Investors Best Ideas forum on Oct 6th.
Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 08, 2009 1:50AM
I love you tsk tsk...you're like a groupie, who then kills out of obsessive love. Who is your Jodie Foster?
Entry: More Flags, No Fun
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 09, 2009 12:13PM
I credit the "loosening" of entertainment standards for the publishing of this story.
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.09.09
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 09, 2009 10:22PM
How is saving a homeless person a worthwhile endeavor? Anyone?
Entry: Making Companies Responsible For Their Customers' Stupidity
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 10, 2009 12:32PM
tyler durden?
Entry: Buy Donald Trump's Prehistoric Aircraft
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 10, 2009 3:38PM
if the HGSCSEMF don't fit, you must acquit.
Entry: Not Guilty!
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 10, 2009 11:35PM
@60/main street
not everyone in finance is a banker, despite Maxine's claims to the contrary. Your Ameriprise broker can explain this, maybe.
Entry: A Follow Up Message From Steve Cohen's Magic Kingdom
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 11, 2009 1:54PM
Co-stanza.
Entry: Was Jeff Macke The Vision Behind This?
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 12, 2009 2:34PM
M/F/K: D-Rat, Grandma Penny, Sue Herrera
Entry: Was Jeff Macke The Vision Behind This?
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 12, 2009 3:04PM
@3 sorry sue
Entry: An Additional Message From Steve Cohen (Demo Included)
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 12, 2009 4:04PM
i love my life
Entry: Goldman Sachs Officially Cancels Christmas This Year
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 13, 2009 10:59AM
Just how big can their claws get?
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Has A Suggestion For Lloyd Blankfein
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 18, 2009 3:44PM
CG in Dallas tonight. I am willing to buy his book only to attempt an absurd inscription. Ideas?
Entry: Charlie Gasparino Has A Suggestion For Lloyd Blankfein
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 18, 2009 4:12PM
@15 What about "it's fun to do bad things" --CG
Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 19, 2009 10:27PM
if you ain't cheatin, you aint tryin.
Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 20, 2009 10:28AM
Her skin is like a weathered catcher's mitt. Vag too.

Entry: Alleged Insider Trader Emanuel Goffer "Needs A Hug"
posted by merkin capital partners
Nov 05, 2009 1:39PM
@23 i appreciate that but im probably the only one.