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Entry: Alleged Insider Trader Emanuel Goffer "Needs A Hug"

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 05, 2009 1:39PM

@23 i appreciate that but im probably the only one.

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Entry: Bar Exam Results Open Thread: New York Today, Texas Tomorrow

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 05, 2009 2:48PM

Congrats to Texas Southern, while 71% is still woefully miserable that's well off their typical abortion quality performance.

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Entry: Caption Contest Friday: How Can We Get Back To Here?

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 06, 2009 12:49PM

The maroon pleather sectional says I can afford the finer things in life, but the children's toys say CPS is on the way.

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Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 06, 2009 11:19PM

Headless, get cancer.

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Entry: Einhorn: CDS Part Of The Communist Conspiracy

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 07, 2009 1:51PM

@16 This makes at least the 3rd time. He gave the same speech (verbatim) at the Dallas Great Investors Best Ideas forum on Oct 6th.

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Entry: Mama Goffer Threatens To Call The Police (Not On Her Sons)

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 08, 2009 1:50AM

I love you tsk tsk...you're like a groupie, who then kills out of obsessive love. Who is your Jodie Foster?

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Entry: More Flags, No Fun

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 09, 2009 12:13PM

I credit the "loosening" of entertainment standards for the publishing of this story.

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.09.09

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 09, 2009 10:22PM

How is saving a homeless person a worthwhile endeavor? Anyone?

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Entry: Making Companies Responsible For Their Customers' Stupidity

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 10, 2009 12:32PM

tyler durden?

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Entry: Buy Donald Trump's Prehistoric Aircraft

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 10, 2009 3:38PM

if the HGSCSEMF don't fit, you must acquit.

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Entry: Not Guilty!

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 10, 2009 11:35PM

@60/main street

not everyone in finance is a banker, despite Maxine's claims to the contrary. Your Ameriprise broker can explain this, maybe.

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Entry: A Follow Up Message From Steve Cohen's Magic Kingdom

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 11, 2009 1:54PM

Co-stanza.

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Entry: Was Jeff Macke The Vision Behind This?

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 12, 2009 2:34PM

M/F/K: D-Rat, Grandma Penny, Sue Herrera

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Entry: Was Jeff Macke The Vision Behind This?

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 12, 2009 3:04PM

@3 sorry sue

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Entry: An Additional Message From Steve Cohen (Demo Included)

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 12, 2009 4:04PM

i love my life

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Entry: Goldman Sachs Officially Cancels Christmas This Year

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 13, 2009 10:59AM

Just how big can their claws get?

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Entry: Charlie Gasparino Has A Suggestion For Lloyd Blankfein

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 18, 2009 3:44PM

CG in Dallas tonight. I am willing to buy his book only to attempt an absurd inscription. Ideas?

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Entry: Charlie Gasparino Has A Suggestion For Lloyd Blankfein

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 18, 2009 4:12PM

@15 What about "it's fun to do bad things" --CG

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Entry: Write-Offs: 11.19.09

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 19, 2009 10:27PM

if you ain't cheatin, you aint tryin.

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Entry: Happy Birthday, Meredith Whitney!

posted by merkin capital partners

Nov 20, 2009 10:28AM

Her skin is like a weathered catcher's mitt. Vag too.